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Swallow, spit, jump a five bar gate or drystone wall. She's been on the espresso and ciggies diet though....Originally posted by Sava View Post
Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
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does anyone in the UK go to a dentist?
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IDK; would you characterize BK as 'sheepish'? I wouldn't.Originally posted by self biased View PostComment
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I'm just as mystified as you.I am unsure why Moby should be happy with, or indeed have any opinion about, BK's love life. Is there something the two of you aren't telling us?
I didn't think I was Moby's type. He seems to go for the four legged variety.
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I think we managed to creep the bots out.Originally posted by matthewwhite011
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Ben loves things that are shown not to exist.Originally posted by MOBIUSIn Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Like Quebec?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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You will sooner locate Quebec than God on a map, you goof.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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It must be a part of another country since I don't see a nation named 'Quebec'.You will sooner locate Quebec than God on a map, you goof.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Hey man, how did things pan out? You owe us a story for all our ****ty advice.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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I am still occasionally texting with the Mario Kart girl. She lives kinda far and I'm lazy.
Since the OP, I've met one in real life and went out with her twice. We had some fun making out both times. I was poking her with my boner (kinda dry humping) on night 2.
Just today though, I told her to stop texting me. I was pretty sick Monday... non-stop liquid ****. Today I'm exhausted. She got pissy with me and said I was "blowing her off" because I wouldn't go hang out with her.
I ****ing hate **** like that. It's petty, immature high school crap. And of course she tried to get personal and insult me afterwards. I responded once and she's like "why are you replying still if you don't like me". So I stopped replying. Deleted all her info.
I'm currently texting/talking with two others. Both live out of state. I got a message from a new girl yesterday. She's more local.
Despite how I come across, it's mostly my ego talking. I don't typically get sexual too early. When I know I don't like someone, I may just see what they are willing to do... especially if I spent money on her.
One of the out of state women is coming to see me next weekend. She seems to like me very much and doesn't mind traveling. It's a bit like girlfriend delivery service.
She's nice. I like her too. So we'll see.
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Alright, you go girl!DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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I am kind of an ******* and don't like people. It's hard to see the same person more than a few times.To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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So you constantly desire new experiences. Nothing wrong with that.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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