Why Australia is better than Texas, and Wales

[Sava]

we've had polymeets in Australia before, could do it again

If I did travel there for such a meet, do you think you guys would get offended if I talked in a fake Australian accent the whole time?

[Ben Kenobi]

They gave me a bunch of random dates for May, June, July and August. Oh **** I forgot... that whole Southern Hemisphere thing. It's winter in those months down there. **** that noise. I'll wait until it gets cold here. Who knows what the price will be then.

Sava - trust me on this. If you go to Oz, go in June and July.

[Alexander's Horse]

If I did travel there for such a meet, do you think you guys would get offended if I talked in a fake Australian accent the whole time?

No, we would just point and laugh at you.

Our summer is December, Jan, Feb. That is a good time to go, most people are on holidays in January.

[Alexander's Horse]

our summer, too hot for Ben

[Sava]

I like heat. Ben is a *****. And you can't trust him. He doesn't keep his word.

[Docfeelgood]

I like heat.

Ever been to southeast Texas in August?

[Sava]

Well, I like heat... but preferably without the humidity.

I've been to Albuquerque. 103 degrees and it felt like an 80 degree humid Chicago day.

[molly bloom]

It's winter in those months down there.

Only cold/wet in southern parts of Victoria, Tasmania, high bits of the Atherton Tableland... but very green and lush in those bits. You'd find it more than bearable, Sava.

[Sava]

Only cold/wet in southern parts of Victoria, Tasmania, high bits of the Atherton Tableland... but very green and lush in those bits. You'd find it more than bearable, Sava.

I also hope to gawk at nice looking Aussie women in bathing suits.

[molly bloom]

I also hope to gawk at nice looking Aussie women in bathing suits.

Many many fine beaches to choose from, and on two oceans too.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Sava does have a point. You don't do a very good job of insulting people.

However, unlike Sava, I do have confidence in you. I am sure you could be quite offensive if you put your mind to it.

No I'm pretty much with Sava on this one. The insults to date have all been pedestrian and based upon stereotypes lacking imagination. The game needs to be stepped up significantly to even register a meh. Other than cheerleading death and misfortune, there really isn't much provacative there. 'Course that is along the lines of what Westboro Baptists Church does, so there's that going for it.