Why Australia is better than Texas, and Wales

[Colonâ„¢]

Ah I figured it was something like a railway station, but with cows instead of trains, but I had a hard time imagining how that would work exactly.

[Sava]

You get fanmail for annoying others? How do those go?

I'm not going to discuss the contents of private messages to or from other users. However, with regards to feedback I have received, there isn't much people say in private that is different from what is posted in various threads. It's just the same sort of high-fiving, ass-slapping, and verbal blowjobs... circle jerks... and/or whatever other homo-erotic metaphors you can think of.

[Colonâ„¢]

Ah I figured it was something like a railway station, but with cows instead of trains, but I had a hard time imagining how that would work exactly.

I have thought a bit more about what it would look like: cows would be tied to each other by ropes from tails to noserings. This cowtrain would be propelled by putting the strongest cow at the head of the line, who has the job of pulling the rest forward along the track, like a locomotive. You'd then have these cowtrains depart from the cattle stations by dangling food in front of the locomotive-cow. This food would be dangled by a robot looking like NASA's Mars Pathfinder. And to make the cowtrain stop at cattle stations you'd simply stop the food-dangling-robot. The advantage of robot-led cowtrains is that they don't require (human) personel to operate.

[SlowwHand]

Cattle prods. Good to see you.

[Sava]

When I read "cowtrain" all I think about is a group of cows humping each other.

[SlowwHand]

So to you, it's a lesbian cow term?

[Colonâ„¢]

I guess you could also connect the cows putting the head in the ass of the cow in front of it, but potential customers might find that distasteful.

[Sava]

So to you, it's a lesbian cow term?

Did your parents not explain this to you?

[SlowwHand]

Obviously yours didn't.

[Sava]

OMG THE OH NO YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

HOLY ****

YOU GOT ME

[SlowwHand]

Cows are female, Sava. Now you know.

[Sava]

BULL!

[Egbert]

You are comparing a ranch to a cattle station. That's like comparing apples and oranges. I actually have no idea what a cattle station is, but it's a wholly different set of letters than "ranch" so it must a completely different thing.

"Ranch" is the American word for "cattle station".

[Egbert]

You are so horrible even at insulting people that I would think you were actually trying to be so incompetent. Some people have natural talent. I suppose it's reasonable to assume a complete lack of talent in such a style of communication must also be an inherent quality.

You've been posting here for so long. I doubt there is any way you can improve either. You are likely old enough that your brain lacks sufficient neuro-plasticity to allow for such growth.

Sava does have a point. You don't do a very good job of insulting people.

However, unlike Sava, I do have confidence in you. I am sure you could be quite offensive if you put your mind to it.

[Colonâ„¢]

"Ranch" is the American word for "cattle station".

I like my idea of it being a stopping place for cowtrains better.