Intelligence correlates with virginity

[regexcellent]

I can understand refusing to be enlisted cause who wants to shovel snow? Also he has a degree. But his officer obsession to me doesn't seem to be about the higher pay and not being everyone's *****. It smacks a bit of Lord Cardigan.

Though really, how much damage could he do as a finance officer? In theory he might lead people in combat in that job but let's be realistic here, the chance of that is negligible.

[Lonestar]

If it was really about him wanting to be a Marine, he would have walked on down to the recruiter a long time ago and just straight-up enlisted. Lots of enlisted personnel have degrees.

[kentonio]

You're forgetting that Albie harbours deep Sparta fantasies. What Spartan would ever enlist in an Athenian phalanx?

[Ben Kenobi]

Gay ones?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Pederasty was very much a part of life for the Spartans as well as the Athenians.

[MOBIUS]

Hey Albie, have you learned to swim or drive yet? Preferably both.

[Kidlicious]

http://www.gnxp.com/blog/2007/04/int...telligence.php




Also by major:

Wow, I would have thought psychology and political science majors would get laid much more than that.

Anyway, you're a kick Albie. Keepim comin.

[MichaeltheGreat]

It's also Wellesley, so with all the uppercrust chicks looking for MRS degrees, accurate reporting of sexual experience might still be perceived as a little stigmatic. "Of course I'm a virgin, dear. Let's talk about that trust fund some more."

The whole topic is funny though, because it is totally irrelevant to little Mister Troll.

[regexcellent]

Holy ****, the CS folks at Wellesley are pulling way more tail than usual.

[Hauldren Collider]

Oh, it's Wellesley. Who the **** goes to Wellesley for CS?

[Dauphin]

Holy ****, the CS folks at Wellesley are pulling way more tail than usual.

Claiming....

[onodera]

Al, what's your emotional intelligence quotient?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I should have studied Studio Art. I'd have fitted in beautifully.

[Kidlicious]

Accounting is suspiciously missing from the graph.

[MichaeltheGreat]

Accounting is suspiciously missing from the graph.

There are no virgin accountants. They're always ****ing someone.