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  • #16
    Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
    I'll be at OCS in February, though
    YOU MOTHER****ING MORON, NO!
    DON'T
    DO
    THAT
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
      I wouldn't say 135 is a joke, but I wouldn't be super proud of it and wear it on my sleeve, either. I wouldn't do that for any IQ, actually, I've seen "geniuses" **** their lives over like retards.
      Not being super proud of it. But when mocked, it's worth bringing up.

      Only on Apolyton would I be a nincompoop.
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
        I'm a mutual fund accountant at BNY Mellon. The job is an absolute joke and I wonder why do accountants even require post-secondary degrees? I'll be at OCS in February, though
        If a 135 IQ is intelligent then why do you continue to make horrible life decisions like this?
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
          Not being super proud of it. But when mocked, it's worth bringing up.

          Only on Apolyton would I be a nincompoop.
          No, you're a nincompoop BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL TRYING TO JOIN THE MARINES, YOU BUTT PIRATE
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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          • #20
            Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
            If a 135 IQ is intelligent then why do you continue to make horrible life decisions like this?
            An overwhelming sense of inadequacy?
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
              An overwhelming sense of inadequacy?
              Dude, you have a great job, room for promotion. You're probably making enough money to buy a house and raise a family, if not, you will be if you stick with it. You have EVERYTHING YOU NEED, why the hell are you throwing it away on a pipe dream that hasn't come true and is unlikely to ever come true? You need to learn to live life as it is given to you and stop trying to be something you aren't.

              Alby, I'm not just trying to **** on you here, I would personally love it if you got your crap together. And it would be so simple. All it would take is to not do OCS.
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                Dude, you have a great job, room for promotion. You're probably making enough money to buy a house and raise a family, if not, you will be if you stick with it. You have EVERYTHING YOU NEED, why the hell are you throwing it away on a pipe dream that hasn't come true and is unlikely to ever come true? You need to learn to live life as it is given to you and stop trying to be something you aren't.

                Alby, I'm not just trying to **** on you here, I would personally love it if you got your crap together. And it would be so simple. All it would take is to not do OCS.
                I don't live by your standards or KH's. I don't value what you value or what KH values.
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                  Not being super proud of it. But when mocked, it's worth bringing up.

                  Only on Apolyton would I be a nincompoop.
                  "Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that" (George Carlin).

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                  • #24
                    Alby, you are throwing your future away for something you are never going to get. You are in your 30s? Very late 20s? Time to start focusing on the present. Doesn't have anything to do with values.
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                      I don't live by your standards or KH's. I don't value what you value or what KH values.
                      I doubt you know what I value.
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
                      Ultima Ratio Regum

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                      • #26
                        I can't stand doing my job. It's easy as hell but I can't stand it. What is my purpose in life? To ensure that accurate and timely NAV's are on NASDAQ by 6:05pm for Dimensional's funds? Why would I want to do that? Why do I even give a ****ing ****?

                        Money and security? So what? I happily lived off $20K/year. Who needs more? And is more money going to fill the soulless void of doing something that I don't give a **** about? Is it going to make it worth it for me to wake up in the morning and go to work, continue the insensate routine day after day, week after week, 'yes siring' my way into management, corner offices and meaningless deadlines, advancing up the corporate ladder while my soul descends deeper into a nihilistic pit of crass materialism?
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #27
                          That was the douchiest thing I've ever read.
                          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                            That was the douchiest thing I've ever read.
                            Again, I don't live by your standards or value what you value.
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #29
                              Your values suck.
                              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                                Your values suck.
                                My values are what matters to me. I live my life by my own appraisal. You have yours.
                                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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