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  • #2
    No.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
      No.
      In his case, it might be the only available option.
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      • #4
        I've thought this thread was about Al giving someone a handjob.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by onodera View Post
          I've thought this thread was about Al giving someone a handjob.
          I thought Al had trouble holding any job... do you think he could pull it off?
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          • #6
            It's ok to be a virgin.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
              I thought Al had trouble holding any job... do you think he could pull it off?
              If he pulls it off, he's doing it to hard.

              ACK!
              Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                It's ok to be a virgin.
                It sure is, unless you are trying everything you can to not be a virgin.

                ACK!
                Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                • #9
                  The issue with Al isn't that he's a virgin. It's that he's unable to not be a virgin.

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                  • #10
                    Wow, my phasers can't repel trolling of this magnitude. Three for three. Well done people.
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                    • #11
                      I am emphatically NOT going to click on that link, but if you have to ask the answer is no.
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                      • #12
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                        Tempted to join to check it out.

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                        • #13
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                          • #14
                            What the christ

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by b etor View Post
                              1.4k liked it on facebook. It must be awesome!
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                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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