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  • #16
    Kid, you'll have to replace your sarcasm meter. Yours is obviously broken.

    We promise to keep your wall and news feed out of that ****!
    What could possibly go wrong?
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
      Wow, my phasers can't repel trolling of this magnitude. Three for three. Well done people.
      Hey Ben,

      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #18
        "Waxy"

        Ok, I get it you think I'm pale.
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        • #19
          liar

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          • #20
            Took awhile to find an adjective.

            Oooh, "Lazy" too.
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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            • #21
              I'm not surprised that Ben could fail at a word search.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                Hey Ben,

                I'm wax

                e: oh, had ben on ignore, I see he found that.

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                • #23
                  Aha. "Sly"

                  Thanks for the compliment Al!
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                  "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                  • #24
                    does this count as losing my virginity?
                    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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                    • #25
                      Here are a few tips on how to reach orgasm:

                      Do not change positions too fast or too often.
                      Speak, preferably with emotions, but not too much.
                      Change the sex pace.
                      Do not change the position nor the pace while you are approaching orgasm.
                      Good advice.
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                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #26
                        Spambot reported.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by onodera View Post
                          I've thought this thread was about Al giving someone a handjob.
                          We really should just all pitch in and hire him a hooker.
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                          • #28
                            Seriously, it is not that hard to get laid. Just try, you dumb ****. Yes, this will involve actually talking to a girl and letting her touch your willy but, trust me, it's not that bad.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                              We really should just all pitch in and hire him a hooker.
                              bad idea. he'd only end up buying her loads of **** and steadfastly refuse to **** her.
                              "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                              "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                                We really should just all pitch in and hire him a hooker.
                                It won't work. He'll just want to talk.

                                e: what c0ckney said.

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