14 'facts' Louisiana students will learn at school

[Imran Siddiqui]

But the simple fact is, there's no real reason to believe the government will make better decisions about kids than their parents.

The struggle that governments have had in teaching evolution over young Earth creationism seems to indicate the contrary, among other things.

[Ben Kenobi]

The struggle that governments have had in teaching evolution over young Earth creationism seems to indicate the contrary, among other things.

The fact that homeschooled children, on average, are doing significantly better than their peers in public school indicates that time is long past.

[Ben Kenobi]

You're a ******.

If someone aces the SATs off a different curriculum, then it's bad. Let me let you in on a little secret. The public school curriculum blows donkey chunks.

[Kidlicious]

The vouchers are not public funding of schools; the vouchers are welfare payments to help parents pay for schools.

Double talk

[kentonio]

If someone aces the SATs off a different curriculum, then it's bad. Let me let you in on a little secret. The public school curriculum blows donkey chunks.

Not enough Jesus on a velociraptor for your tastes, it's ok we get it.

[molly bloom]

Holy **** I want to punch Molly Bloom. !

I'm peeing my pants Marine enlistment failure.

The most pretentious ******* I've ever seen.

No, you must reread your own stuff. Or perhaps not.

Nothing he just said has anything to do with anything!

I'm sorry you don't get the linkages. Your cerebral shortcomings ain't my concern.

A quick purview of my book collection I see:

Anabasis
The Nemesis of Power: The German Army in Politics 1918-1945
The Managerial Revolution
Simulacra and Simulation
From Bauhaus to Our House
Fantasia of the Unconscious

Yeah, boring. All my book choices in response to the Valley Gurl's post were directly to do with American history, literature or culture- apparently he's under the misguided notion I rely on Hollyweird for my information on the United States of Amnesia. He am wrong.

The Isaac Hayes track- just a a pisstake on my part.

God, people like you are so EASY.

[Kidlicious]

Unless the system decides to put them in the ****** class for the crime of being bored.

If a kid doesn't want to work because they are bored that's the parents fault. I don't care if the kid is home schooled or what. They are going to have to learn how to deal with being bored.

This is exactly the problem that people blame the schools for lazy squirts and their parents. Kick those kids out of school. Let their parents teach them.

[molly bloom]

Molly, I don't give a **** about your taste in music,

And to think, I could have spent the WHOLE weekend traumatized. Wow- thanks for clearing that up!

But then what does this mean:

But what can we expect from a man with a 150 page thread of himself jerking off to his taste in music?

That is you, isn't it, Reggie Mediocre-At-Best ?

Can you tell me when was the last time I cared what someone like you thought about my taste in music- or clothes, or books or anything ?

As Martine sang on 'Maxinquaye'- 'Picture me giving a damn, I said never'.

Although electronic dance music is pretty ****ing terrible and you should be ashamed.

Oh, boo hoo, that's me told. I must rush out and destroy my original German copy of Kraftwerk's 'Autobahn', just because of your well-considered opinion.

Wait, what was it you just wrote ?

Molly, I don't give a **** about your taste in music, and neither does anyone else.

Shurely shome mishtake. Are you off your meds, short term memory letting you down ? Try Sanka !!!!





And now, jes' for little ol' you hoo:

[Ben Kenobi]

Not enough Jesus on a velociraptor for your tastes, it's ok we get it.

Hey, we all can't be MikeH.

[DaShi]

If someone aces the SATs off a different curriculum, then it's bad. Let me let you in on a little secret. The public school curriculum blows donkey chunks.

****

[Hauldren Collider]

For someone who apparently does not care about Alby or Reg's opinions, molly sure seems defensive. What a reaction!

PS Molly you're still a douchebag. Who doesn't know what a valley girl is. Or know how to write a good insult. Here's a tip: reg mediocre at best isn't even mediocre, at best.

[DaShi]

reg has a lot of the same issues that you do.

[molly bloom]

For someone who apparently does not care about Alby or Reg's opinions, molly sure seems defensive. What a reaction!

Oh, I'm sorry, do you misinterpret correcting numpties' mistakes and misinterpretations as being defensive ? Then you too, are a numpty-heid. Valley Gurl.

Molly you're still a douchebag.

Yay! You've extended your thesaurus search beyond '******'.

Well done, that's just *****en. Still, I'm inclined to believe you're still a space cadet, like, to the max.

Who doesn't know what a valley girl is

Wow, like not even with the totally rad proof in front of him ? Are you saying you're a Soc or a Poindexter in disguise ? Like, rad !!!!!!

Or know how to write a good insult.

Mmm, coming from an expert of your stellar abilities, that's quite a put-down. I may have to ingest a Tramadol or pursue years of psycho-therapy to get over the shame.

Here's a tip

You're just like, sooo not a Jel, it's gnarly.

One final point, Tami- could you elucidate something that's been puzzling me- is the Valley

a) the shortest distance between two points

b) a glorious consumer paradise set in a sylvan glade, populated by shiny happy teenagers, clad in way *****en raiment

c) a conceptual locale

d) somewhere to the north of the urban sprawl of the City of Los Angeles

e) see all of a-d ?


I'm hoping my request doesn't catch you after having spent awesome amounts of billys at the local bonearama- I mean, like, you could be totally bummed, fer shurr !

[molly bloom]

reg has a lot of the same issues that you do.

Mmm, so difficult to know which iconic Diane Arbus shot to go with.




or...

[Hauldren Collider]

He's still at it. Do you imagine me sitting here across the pond, fuming at what you probably imagine to be a vicious slaying of my ego? Hate to break it to you, but that ain't happening.

Let's clear something up--I have many strange mannerisms. I say ain't, y'all, and a variety of other words that are not always associated with men o' larnin'. I have a habit of saying "wilco" instead of okay, probably since my dad used to be a pilot and he used to say it. But you'll never here me say gnarly, fer sure, or "rad". You've got the wrong coast, mate

Your british mannerisms are beyond parody, however--it's almost like you're desperately trying to fill a stereotype. Good news--it's working.