14 'facts' Louisiana students will learn at school

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Not really. Molly is simply a google bot, not a a real person attempting a stereotype facade.

[Hauldren Collider]

That would explain quite a bit.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Okay. Don't say anything about religion, just refuse to accept schools that claim humans coexisted with dinosaurs.

Why? Thats a perfectly acceptable point of discussion in science class depending on how you define dinsoaurs. Why would you avoid talking about birds and the evolution there of?

Dinosaurs are a diverse group of animals of the clade Dinosauria. They first appeared during the Triassic period, approximately 230 million years ago, and were the dominant terrestrial vertebrates for 135 million years, from the beginning of the Jurassic (about 200 million years ago) until the end of the Cretaceous (65.5 million years ago), when the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event led to the extinction of most dinosaur groups at the close of the Mesozoic Era. The fossil record indicates that birds evolved from theropod dinosaurs during the Jurassic Period, and consequently they are considered a subgroup of dinosaurs in modern classification systems.[1][2] Some birds survived the extinction event that occurred 65 million years ago, and their descendants continue the dinosaur lineage to the present day.

[molly bloom]

He's still at it. Do you imagine me sitting here across the pond, fuming at what you probably imagine to be a vicious slaying of my ego?

No.

Let's clear something up--I have many strange mannerisms.

Keep 'em to yerself, there's a good chap.

But you'll never here me say gnarly, fer sure, or "rad".

Oh, Tami, I'm sad. You can't be a real Valley Gurl then.

Your british mannerisms are beyond parody, however

Chin chin- that's the ticket !

it's almost like you're desperately trying to fill a stereotype

Oh, the irony! Fetch me a long tall glass of goldwater to quench my thirst.

[molly bloom]

Not really. Molly is simply a google bot, not a a real person attempting a stereotype facade.

Oh dear- I don't need google for poor little Tami- he's such easy meat. And the only reason I've used a search engine today is to locate the two Diane Arbus photographs and some hard to find 60s' and 70s' music.

But good try, old bean....

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

If only I could get my hands on the code I could turn off the autoreply feature of the bot.

[molly bloom]

If only I could get my hands on the code I could turn off the autoreply feature of the bot.

Age & infirmity, eh ? Poor you.

[Hauldren Collider]

Great, it's gone from incorrect to incoherent. Someone call the google engineers.

[giblets]

Why? Thats a perfectly acceptable point of discussion in science class depending on how you define dinsoaurs. Why would you avoid talking about birds and the evolution there of?

Now you're just being a smartass.

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

Now you're just being a smartass.

If you werent so creationist we wouldnt be having this conversation

[Lefty Scaevola]

http://www.motherjones.com/blue-marb...na-tax-dollars

Is Mother Jones married to Bob Jones?

[The Mad Monk]

No, she gave birth to him -- the little ingrate!

[MikeH]

Hey, we all can't be MikeH.

I really don't understand why I get a mention.

I'm going to assume it's because Ben sees me as Jesus on a Velociraptor.

[molly bloom]

Great, it's gone from incorrect to incoherent. Someone call the google engineers.

Get a new record- that one's wrong, cracked and keeps repeating. How very like you...

[DaShi]

He's still at it. Do you imagine me sitting here across the pond, fuming at what you probably imagine to be a vicious slaying of my ego? Hate to break it to you, but that ain't happening.

Let's clear something up--I have many strange mannerisms. I say ain't, y'all, and a variety of other words that are not always associated with men o' larnin'. I have a habit of saying "wilco" instead of okay, probably since my dad used to be a pilot and he used to say it. But you'll never here me say gnarly, fer sure, or "rad". You've got the wrong coast, mate

Your british mannerisms are beyond parody, however--it's almost like you're desperately trying to fill a stereotype. Good news--it's working.

OMG! Somebody is responding to me! What a loser!