Please explain grade point averages to me since I am high on stupid pills.
Ok, 37 pornstars in your company did a dong survey for esquire.
14 had dongs of 5 inches "MRT", 18 had dongs of 6 inches "Average" and 5 had dongs of 7 inches. "Long dong"
(which also incidentally explains why they hired you).
If I assign weighted averages, does it matter if I say the 7 inch dong merits a 1, and a 5 inch dong merits a 3?
Actually, it doesn't matter at all. I get the same answer. Assigning 1, 2, or 3 does not change the answer.
Try one.
14(1) + 18(2) + 5(3) = 65. 65/37. 1.75
Doing it the other way gives us:
5(1) + 18(2) + 14(3) = 83/37 2.24
Now here's the tricky part.
2.24 is closer to 6 inch dongs than 5 inch dongs in measure 2, and 1.75 is closer to 6 inch dongs than 5 inch dongs by the exact same proportion in measure 1.
It doesn't matter what number you assign them - 1,2,3 works the exact same way as 3,2,1, so long as you are consistant all the way through.
Which means that the dong score esquire assigns your company is 'average'.
Goddamn.
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