if only this is true:

[Hauldren Collider]

I can see two clearly defined tits and what are without a doubt a woman's hips. If what you see is a man in that picture you need help. You're not just gay, you need help.

[Asher]

Men are ****ing nasty. I thought I was looking at a dude there, in fact, with those non-hips, scrawny thighs, and 2-inch deep love-handles crease.

There's no way that's anything close to a male hip.

Let's face it, Alby, men are not nasty. Women are the ones who bleed regularly and will slap you for existing once a month.

Men are strong, powerful, and robust. Not nasty. Your subconscious had you join the Marines for a reason. Wake up.

[Egbert]

Alby likes girls with a gigantic backside, bigger than gigantic is even better.

OTH If she climbed through his bedroom window in the middle of the night I reckon he wouldn't throw her out.

[Egbert]

There's no way that's anything close to a male hip.

Let's face it, Alby, men are not nasty. Women are the ones who bleed regularly and will slap you for existing once a month.

Men are strong, powerful, and robust. Not nasty. Your subconscious had you join the Marines for a reason. Wake up.

I am sorry to hear that women are slapping you for existing.

[Al B. Sure!]

Above average

And somehow I'm gay because I have standards?

To quote Kanye West, "It all got to be dimes? Well Adam gave up a rib, so mine better be prime".

[giblets]

What do standards have to do with this? You didn't say you wouldn't have sex with her, you called her "****ing nasty". Gay gay gay.

[Dinner]

He said she looked ****ing nasty and that simply looking at her made him throw up a bit in his mouth. Gay as all get go.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Alby, you have "standards"? This from the guy who can't keep a relationship for a week.

[Dinner]

On a different note I like the look of the local waitress Prince Harry has been ****ing while he was here training as an Apache pilot; Harry definitely has better taste. No word on what Prince Harry's girlfriend back home thinks of his American fling.



She's a waitress downtown in the Gas Lamp district who decided to give Harry the, er..., "royal treatment". She's at least employed, in college, and not on welfare so that puts her above Bieber's baby momma.

[Al B. Sure!]

Thanks, TMZ.

And I'm the 'gay' one?

[giblets]

Yes.

[Dinner]

Without a doubt, yes.

[Al B. Sure!]

This gay **** is getting old.

[Dinner]

Yet it is still so deserved.

[Dinner]

I just realized this bit of white trash ass was born in 1991. Jesus Christ, I'm feeling old.