if only this is true:

[Dinner]

In the latest disclosure the 20 year old woman claims Justin Bieber only lasted for 30 seconds before popping. Man, that guy must have a shorter fuse than Albie. Oh, the woman also supposedly told her ex-landlord the following:

Bugawisan’s husband, Ken, said Mariah Yeater told him before the eviction that she wasn’t sure who the baby’s dad was. He said she did not mention Bieber and told him the father was “one of two people in Ocean Beach.”

Yep, as I said, Lakeside is total white trash central. They drop out, get knocked up, and half the time they don't even know who the father is.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2011/nov/03/woman-in-bieber-lawsuit-could-face-charges/

[Dinner]

Pictures of the girl in question. She actually has a nice body so given her Lakeside origins I can see striping in her future.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2057443/Justin-Bieber-baby-mama-Mariah-Yeater-investigated-statutory-rape.html

[Provost Harrison]

Lakeside? The shopping centre?

[Dinner]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakeside,_California

It's an unincorporated neighborhood in San Diego county which is known mainly for cheap housing for low income whites. It's also where most of the "dancers" at local strip clubs come from.

[molly bloom]

In the latest disclosure the 20 year old woman claims Justin Bieber only lasted for 30 seconds before popping.

30 seconds ? That's desperately sad. You'd have to be a cross between Marilyn Monroe and Helen of Troy for that kind of reaction, surely.

Does Marilyn Monroe still do it for heterosexual men ? I've not done a survey lately.

[MikeH]

Not in her current state.

[Al B. Sure!]

Pictures of the girl in question. She actually has a nice body so given her Lakeside origins I can see striping in her future.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...tory-rape.html

That's nice to you? I threw up in my mouth a little.

[The Mad Monk]

Mariah Yeeter, twenty years old...named after Carey?

[Al B. Sure!]

Mariah Yeeter, twenty years old...named after Carey?

I wanted to see if there's another famous 'Mariah' but when I googled "Mariah", the first google suggestion was Mariah Yeater, not Mariah Carey

There's also the song:

http://youtu.be/MkvlRPprpp0

[Dinner]

That's nice to you? I threw up in my mouth a little.

I'm sure she is nuttier than squirrel poo, that said, she's not model gorgeous but she does have a nice body.



I'd say it's a some what above average body on the whole and if that makes you throw up then you really are gay.

[Al B. Sure!]

What the **** is that? Look how her 'hips' are. ****ing nasty.

[giblets]

She isn't that bad.

[Dinner]

You have to remember that the sight of a naked woman's body makes him want to throw up and that's just one of the many reasons several of us say he is gay. He obviously prefers the male form.

[Hauldren Collider]

What the **** is that? Look how her 'hips' are. ****ing nasty.

You are so ****ing gay.

[Al B. Sure!]

Men are ****ing nasty. I thought I was looking at a dude there, in fact, with those non-hips, scrawny thighs, and 2-inch deep love-handles crease.