Dogs should be exterminated

[Al B. Sure!]

While on a run, a loose dog (a German shepherd) chased me. I lost it by jumping over fences but I am enraged that people do not keep their large dogs in the house or chained. This is the second time I was attacked by a loose dog while running, the previous time being chased and then cornered by two pit bulls (who used ****ing pack hunting tactics) before a passing motorist thankfully blasted his horn and scared the dogs away.

What can I do to avoid such problems? I have been very fortunate both times but the fact of the matter is, a dog has teeth and will always ultimately catch me unless I can put barriers between us. What can be done in such circumstances?

[SlowwHand]

So what you really mean is that the owner of a dog left to run loose should be exterminated. I agree, and I'm a cat person.
I think the same about an owner of a cat that has them living outside.

[Al B. Sure!]

So what you really mean is that the owner of a dog left to run loose should be exterminated. I agree, and I'm a cat person.
I think the same about an owner of a cat that has them living outside.

A cat is small, harmless, and has no interest in chasing you down and killing you. Large dogs, on the other hand, are wolves.

[N35t0r]

A cat is small, harmless, and while they'd probably sell their souls to the devil to be able to chase you down and kill you, they can't. Large dogs, on the other hand, are wolves.

FTFY

Carry a bat around and maim the dogs?

[giblets]

Well, this is one of the reasons dogfighting is such a bad thing: the world doesn't need more dogs that have been bred to be vicious, unprovoked killers. Seriously what kind of moron doesn't think dogfighting is a bad idea?

[Koyaanisqatsi]

While on a run, a loose dog (a German shepherd) chased me. I lost it by jumping over fences but I am enraged that people do not keep their large dogs in the house or chained. This is the second time I was attacked by a loose dog while running, the previous time being chased and then cornered by two pit bulls (who used ****ing pack hunting tactics) before a passing motorist thankfully blasted his horn and scared the dogs away.

What can I do to avoid such problems? I have been very fortunate both times but the fact of the matter is, a dog has teeth and will always ultimately catch me unless I can put barriers between us. What can be done in such circumstances?

Oorah?

[onodera]

1. Buy a shotgun. You can't shoot a running dog with a handgun.
2. Buy a knife and wear padded sleeves. Bait the dog with your arm and slice its belly open.

In both cases, wear a cup, just in case. You can fix other parts much more easily.

P.S. I hate large dogs and their owners. A dog must be leashed and muzzled when outdoors.

[loinburger]

Mace

[DaShi]

So Alpert was outsmarted by dogs.

[Al B. Sure!]

So Alpert was outsmarted by dogs.

I tried to lose them in traffic, hoping one would get hit by a car. I came back to the other side of the street (an abandoned warehouse), turned to continue running away from them when they both approached, one approaching to my left, the other to my right, with a wall to my back. Thankfully, some random motorist started blasting his horn.

****ing pit bulls.

[loinburger]

The way to defeat a dog is to grab its tongue and hold its head underwater

[KrazyHorse]

FACT: I have never been chased by a dog. They can obviously smell weakness.

[Al B. Sure!]

FACT: I have never been chased by a dog. They can obviously smell weakness.

I have been chased several times. These were only the most recent.

[giblets]

The way to defeat a dog is to grab its tongue and hold its head underwater

Don't tell Al this but that's also how you get yourself a female.

[KrazyHorse]

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