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Banzai charge. Seriously.
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Don't try running away from dogs, you half-wit. Stand your ground, loom over them, stare them straight in the eye and roar at them.
That makes you look incredibly intimidating to a dog, and unless they're either a trained attack dog or something enormous they'll back off.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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Maybe run somewhere safer? Drive to a neighborhood without feral dogs? Quit running?
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Hey, you half-wit, I'm running. They see me running and attack. Do you think I have some magical powers where I can sense a dog within a quarter mile radius and know to stop running when I approach?Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Why are you running around Philadelphia?Comment
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Am I going to leave the city to go running?Originally posted by gribbler View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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I don't know. Maybe it's not smart to go running in Philadelphia without any means of defending yourself.Comment
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Kick it in the face. Destroy all who oppose you.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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Running away is an invitation to be chased.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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They see me running so they're already attacking.Originally posted by Oerdin View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
And you try to escape, you half-wit. Don't.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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So charging dog frothing at the mouth at me and I'm supposed to stop running and let it leap on me and rip my throat out?Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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I've changed my mind. Yes. Yes you should.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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It's a good thing Muslims hate dogs and the Taliban probably doesn't own any pit bulls. Otherwise I would have serious doubts about Al joining the marines.Comment
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You have to understand. I'm talking an already alarmed dog in full sprint for you."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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