Dogs should be exterminated

[Aeson]

Elok got it exactly right, except instead of peeing your leg you should whip it out and "mark your territory" with your fear. This will turn a weakness into a strength, and if the dog goes for your wiener, that leaves both your arms free to fight with at least. On the other hand, if the dog goes for one of your arms, that leaves your wiener free to fight as well. Just beware of bestiality laws when doing so!

[Egbert]

Elok got it exactly right, except instead of peeing your leg you should whip it out and "mark your territory" with your fear. This will turn a weakness into a strength, and if the dog goes for your wiener, that leaves both your arms free to fight with at least. On the other hand, if the dog goes for one of your arms, that leaves your wiener free to fight as well. Just beware of bestiality laws when doing so!

Better still. Spray the dog. Mark the dog as your territory. Yep, step right up and show that dog you own it.

[Felch]

Have you considered running around with a rifle, or would that be a violation of local ordinances?

[Egbert]

When he joins the marines he will be able to run around Kabul with automatic weapons, hand grenades and maybe even some sort of portable missile launcher. And body armour. Hopefully he will feel safe against Afghan hounds. I mean, firing a whole missile at one dog should have some effect, particularly if you hit the dog.

[Sava]

since when do the marines accept pussies?
oh yeah i forgot
OBAMA

[Dinner]

So... Does Albert Speer still want to commit canine genocide?