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  • Greatest Sect of Christianity

    A completely fair, honest and reasonable poll
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    Baptists
    5.88%
    2
    Mormons
    5.88%
    2
    Jehovah's Witnesses
    2.94%
    1
    Eastern Orthodox
    2.94%
    1
    Anglicans
    5.88%
    2
    Presbyterians
    0.00%
    0
    Methodists
    2.94%
    1
    Congregationalists
    0.00%
    0
    Unitarians, assuming they count
    8.82%
    3
    Copts
    8.82%
    3
    Pentecostals
    0.00%
    0
    Miscellaneous other Protestants
    5.88%
    2
    Wiccans who like Jesus
    0.00%
    0
    Jews for Jesus
    2.94%
    1
    Really open-minded Sufis
    2.94%
    1
    Anabaptists
    8.82%
    3
    Manichaeans, if they still exist
    0.00%
    0
    Scientologists, because Tom Cruise says you can be both
    8.82%
    3
    The Blessed Banana
    14.71%
    5
    Other, though I'm sure this is an exhaustive list
    11.76%
    4
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  • #2
    You left out the Syrian and Armenian churches! I am sure you just created this poll to insult these churches and deliberately left them out

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    • #3
      Oh, snap, you're right! I apologize, it was not my intent to leave out any significant Christian faith!
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Elok View Post
        A completely fair, honest and reasonable poll
        The Orthodox guy left out Catholics. Click image for larger version

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        There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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        • #5
          What do you mean by the greatest btw?
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          • #6
            Interesting that Orthodoxy considers itself a 'sect', but who am I to argue.

            Anabaptists are still my favourite sect.
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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            • #7
              Nothing in particular. It's completely subjective, that's the best part!

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              • #8
                I can't believe the Ultrajectine church is already winning!

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                • #9
                  I'm especially pleased with this poll Elok. Thank you. Here I thought Poly hated Catholicism and you go and affirm that no, you really really like us.
                  Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                  "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Uncle Sparky View Post
                    The Orthodox guy left out Catholics.
                    Who the heck are they? I can't include every tiny little batch of believers around the world...
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                    • #11
                      This poll is 100% valid. Catholics aren't a sect. We're the standard.
                      John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                      • #12
                        I'm surprised at how poorly the Catholic church is doing in this poll. I guess even Apolyton doesn't like kiddie fiddlers.

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                        • #13
                          He didn't put in both Zaidi and Ismaili Shia either, so why would he go for, what was it, Cathaluc?

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                          • #14
                            Felch:

                            Does this poll warrant a failboat since it includes the Orthodox and is posted by a follower of Orthodoxy?
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • #15
                              Elok is a schismatic, but at least he's a self-aware schismatic.
                              John Brown did nothing wrong.

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