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  • #16
    Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
    You've already figured out the secret; Texas toast is simply thicker and stupider than normal breader. I think it's obvious why this named after Texas.
    Breader?

    Stupider.
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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    • #17
      Now that was a valid correction. Fixed, and thank you, sir.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
        Everything is bigger in TX - even bread. Yankee bread just can't compete.
        The cattle ranchs are smaller.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
          Everything is bigger in TX - even bread. Yankee bread just can't compete.
          The women are bigger, too. Moo.


          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
          I'd wager Slowwy and I combined wouldn't weigh as much as Two - Pac.
          Tupac was a short, skinny man.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
            You've already figured out the secret; Texas toast is simply thicker and stupider than normal bread. I think it's obvious why this named after Texas.
            Dammit! I was going to post this.
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            • #21
              The women are bigger, too. Moo.
              Last I checked girls have curves.

              Tupac was a short, skinny man.
              And Slowwy's a big guy?
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
                It's perfectly possible for an inanimate object to be stupid, you massive idiot. For example...

                "Jesus, take off that stupid shirt. I'm embarrassed to be seen with a Longhorns fan."

                "I don't know how to tell you this politely, Sloww, so I'll just tell you; you have a stupid face."
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                • #23
                  There's your vote of confidence, Drake.
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                  • #24
                    Of course texas toast has a nice ring to it. So it's advertising and marketing. It also give Canadian Texans something to surround the Canadian bacon with.
                    Oh yeah, I've lived in texas. I did like the cities. The thing I hate about Texas is that the Texans are the cockiest most arrogant bastards on the planet. You think regular americans are bad. Wait until you meet a true blue texan.
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                    What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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                    • #25
                      Oh yeah, I've lived in texas. I did like the cities. The thing I hate about Texas is that the Texans are the cockiest most arrogant bastards on the planet. You think regular americans are bad. Wait until you meet a true blue texan.
                      Ain't it glorious? It's not a defect, it's a feature.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                        Ain't it glorious? It's not a defect, it's a feature.
                        lol

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                        • #27
                          Makes for some awesome French Toast.
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                          • #28
                            Texas Toast is how I order my toast with breakfast everytime.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                              I saw this at the store and it looked like normal white bread which had just been cut thicker. Oddly enough it wasn't toasted so why not just call it thick cut bread or something? Or am I missing something here?
                              I thought it's about the death penalty or something. Until I read in the other thread they don't use the electric chair in Texas anymore.
                              Blah

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