What rights do I have?

[Al B. Sure!]

I've been subpoenaed. I report to the preliminary hearing Monday morning.

[DaShi]

I hope they put you in witness protection.

[DaShi]

Oh, and Happy Birthday to me!

[Dinner]

I must admit. I have been laughing in this entire thread. I just can't help it.

[DinoDoc]

Am I the only one that thought this thread was going to have something to do with the woman who asked him out?

[dannubis]

No.

[Kidlicious]

Greed is good. Allowing greed to express itself through rents is bad.

But then where would you work?

[Kidlicious]

What pap. Greed is good precisely because we've set up the rules to make it good. The greedier somebody is, in general, the more value he provides to other people. A society without greed would collapse.

Bull****. Greedy people are rent seekers. They are always manipulating things so that other people do the work and they get the benefits.

[Kidlicious]

No one else finds me unpleasant. She just came to this branch a month ago. The previous service manager was a big fan of me.

The sad thing is I was the only one at the job who didn't talk **** about her behind her back.

You're a good person. It's hard not to talk bad about idiots like her. The thing about people like her is that she prefers the ass kissers that talk behind her back to a person with morals. That's the way people are. But God prefers the genuine person. If you believed in Him it would help you get by better in life.

[DaShi]

No you idiot, we set up rules to accommodate greed. The more greedy someone is, in general, the more stuff they need to be satisfied and the more willing they are to run over other people to get it.

I don't care about greed. I just want to **** over the next guy.

[Thoth]

What? It is. I was the witness to a robbery plus an assault and battery. I'm the reason the guy is in a holding cell now. It is more important.

Al, well done. You did the right thing.






Unfortunately your boss is a miserable **** and will probably try and **** you over.

Since you live in "the land of the free" and aren't union, you don't have any rights.

On the plus side your boss is married.

Offer to eat her ***** and then **** her senseless. Since she is married she will not have had either in a very long time and will instantly take you up on your offer.

This will work.

[Al B. Sure!]

Went to the preliminary hearing and I was balling. His public defender is garbage and asked me retarded questions and dumbly leading questions that, if they weren't objected by the prosecutor, I demolished. When I got off the stand, a cop who was on the bench thing to the right hand side of the judge, got up and shook my hand and said, with a smile, "You're my hero" Probably not quite appropriate for someone as they get off the witness stand. While I was waiting outside, the cops asked me if I was a lawyer or a cop because apparently I gave some great testimony and gave the public defender nothing to work with. Said I was the best witness they had seen and I need to witness some more crimes

Really makes me wonder what idiots normally get up on the stand.

I also talked to the prosecutor about my DEP status. Hopefully, this guy pleads guilty and we won't have a hassle.

[giblets]

Good work al

[Al B. Sure!]

The public defender looked younger than me. Probably fresh out of Temple Law or something

[Zoetstofzoetje]

Public defender: "Would you reckon, Mr Speer, that defendant was not hitting his lady friend, but instead performing a native dance ritual?"
Mr Speer: "Yo, not sure, as I've only just begun to discover how FEMALES tick, but I wouldn't think that traffic lights would serve as proper disco lights."