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  • How does Ben date a Sikh? I assume he couldn't marry her or he would demand her conversion before he marries her.
    This was before I became a Christian. I've known her a long time.
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    • Originally posted by Sava View Post
      wtf?

      the ones that fight back after they yell NO NO NO?!
      I approve of sava's avatars

      just saying
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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      • Originally posted by Sava View Post
        wtf?

        the ones that fight back after they yell NO NO NO?!
        HAHA, pwned.
        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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        • Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
          I approve of sava's avatars

          just saying
          the one with the tongue out is dead. think about it.
          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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          • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
            Dude, go to the off-topic forums at bodybuilding.com (they're actually far funnier than you'd think; way funnier than Apolyton, though I don't post there). There are so many virgin bodybuilders or at least in shape guys there it's actually pretty sad. Entire threads that read like virgin support groups.

            Women do not like 'physically attractive' men. It sounds so bizarre but they don't. Tall and muscular is a turn-off to most women.

            Right, b etor?

            This at 6'2" and an olive-skinned complexion is not attractive, even if it's what the magazines and media presents men should look like:

            Photo-0043a

            I guess it's like how culture presents women should be a certain way but men don't like such women... likewise, men are expected to have broad shoulders, a sixpack, etc. but women don't actually like it.
            umm... what? I like physically attractive men. There has to be an attraction first for me to be interested in them. If I later realize they're a douche, then I'm no interested but still can admit that they are attracted... I'm just not attracted to them.
            I love a guy with lots of muscle, but that doesn't mean a guy has to have it for me to want them. My current attraction has a bit of a gut, but he's so cute and silly and such a fast learner, so I like him. And he plays hockey and is tall, which is such an improvement from my last guy (who played no sports).

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            • b etor wins!

              fatality.
              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
              [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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              • Albie, are you sure you have been courting women ?
                "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                • dannubis, this must be albie's theme song:

                  I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                  [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                  • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                    Being 6'2" is also a detriment. Women like shorter men because it's closer to their own height.
                    Dude, there are real, actual, sciencey-like studies out there showing exactly the opposite. Are you for real?
                    Unbelievable!

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                    • Originally posted by Jon Miller View Post
                      I personally feel that AS's AS comes out and that is what scares them away.

                      fixed
                      Unbelievable!

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                      • Originally posted by Provost Harrison View Post
                        Oh there is mate, I have a different body type to you so I am never going to be thin.

                        Please don't tell me you actually believe this. You might have a disproportionate or even downright freakish frame, but that has nothing to do with whether you can be thin. Either you burn more calories than you consume, or you don't.
                        Unbelievable!

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                        • Jesus, Al, this ain't rocket science.

                          I'm average height, (what used to be) average build (before all Americans became hideously obese anus monsters), good looking but not movie-star quality, dress in simple t-shirts and jeans.

                          Even before I became a doctor (which, to be fair, sure as **** didn't hurt), the only trouble I had getting women was getting over my fear in talking to them. Act like a normal human being, be kind, open doors, don't say creepy or weird ****, listen... it ain't ****ing hard, man.

                          Most people say "be yourself." CLEARLY, that ain't working for you. So be better than yourself.
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                          • Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                            Jesus, Al, this ain't rocket science.
                            Yeah, but Al makes it sound more complicated than rocket science.

                            Eventually one of two things will happen:
                            - either, Poly OT will convince Al that boys can chat up the chicks, or
                            - Al will convince the rest of the forum that talking to chicks is so complex we should all give up and turn gay

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                            • Tall and muscular look is a detriment only if you attach with "the rape vibe".
                              In da butt.
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                              • holy ****, a succinct post from pekka. moreover, it's one that i can agree with. excuse me while i **** my drawers.
                                I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                                [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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