Children are little ****bags who should be used for baynet practice.

[Al B. Sure!]

$3500 a year to use a pool?

Oerdin is made out of money.

[SlowwHand]

More than a pool. He listed them. The incident involved one part of the amenities.

[Al B. Sure!]

"The four Mexicans who were installing my hardwood floors"

Doesn't a phrase like that just make you feel so warm and fuzzy about Oerdin?

Why specify Mexicans? Why don't you just say the four guys or the four contractors or something? Yes, they are Mexican but is their ethnicity really that relevant?

[SlowwHand]

He's promoting the fact that equal opportunity is alive and well.

[giblets]

"The four Mexicans who were installing my hardwood floors"

Doesn't a phrase like that just make you feel so warm and fuzzy about Oerdin?

Why specify Mexicans? Why don't you just say the four guys or the four contractors or something? Yes, they are Mexican but is their ethnicity really that relevant?

What, you want to specify their gender or occupation? Why does it matter what somebody's gender is?

[Felch]

God forbid people toss some flavorful descriptions of setting into their stories.

[Al B. Sure!]

You mean like his "flavorful descriptions" of sand ******s being in the pizzeria business? Remember that one? This is Oerdin we're talking about.

http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/193775-Deep-Dish-Pizza?p=5887481&viewfull=1#post5887481

That guy looks like an Arab. No surprise they all seem to open pizza places selling "authentic Italian food". If I'm ordering some Italian food I want a real god damned whop or Guido making it for me and if I walk into a place and the workers are all Arab or Mexican then I know the **** isn't authentic. Wet backs are good for many things just like sand ******s are good for many things but making authentic Italian food isn't one of them.

So flavorful! Can't you just taste the prejudice?!

[Asher]

Shut up cracker.

[giblets]

Would you rather have pizza made by arabs or Italians?

[Al B. Sure!]

Shut up cracker.

Go get a tan, paleface.

Would you rather have pizza made by arabs or Italians?

What difference does it make? And I don't eat pizzas anyway.

[giblets]

What difference does it make? And I don't eat pizzas anyway.

You never eat pizza? You aren't a real American. Also, in case you didn't know, pizza originated in Italy.

[Asher]

Go get a tan, paleface.

You wish you could be as white as I am...

[notyoueither]

You never eat pizza? You aren't a real American. Also, in case you didn't know, pizza originated in Italy.

BBall was invented by a Canadian. Outside of Nash, how's that working out?

[Al B. Sure!]

You never eat pizza? You aren't a real American. Also, in case you didn't know, pizza originated in Italy.

So? Does that mean anything? Are you saying there's something genetic to Italians to make them good at making pizza? Are the workers at your local pizzeria raised from birth in an Italian culture and indoctrinated in the ways of proper pizza making? As if making a pizza is hard or something and requires a special touch that only those steeped in Italian culture possess.

And nevermind that Italian pizzas are different from the ones we're used to in America.

And no, I don't eat pizza. Too many carbs.

[Ben Kenobi]

The four Mexicans who were installing my hardwood floors

Why am I unsympathetic?