Favourite movie lines

[duke o' york]

I know it's been done before, but not for a while, so please suggest your favourite lines from films. Feel free to go up to eleven and post loads if so you desire.

Michael Caine, Little Voice
"I've got a great act for you. Five lads who all look like Buddha."
Jim Broadbent
"What are they called?"
MC
"Take Fat."

[Drake Tungsten]

"Ray. If someone asks if you're a god, you say, "yes!""

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."

"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

[Cort Haus]

Mandrake : I ah, I haven't had very much experience, you know, with those... sort of machines, Jack. I only ever pressed a button in my old Spitfire.

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Strangelove : Under the authority granted me as director of weapons research and development, I commissioned last year a study of this project by the Bland corporation. Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent, for reasons which, at this moment, must be all too obvious.

(and in fact, most of the rest of the film)

[Combat Ingrid]

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner"

[duke o' york]

For those who don't already know the quotes, can you please put the films in as well?

That way, it may inspire people to watch some of your favourite films.

[Hauldren Collider]

I'll be back.

if you don't know the film, you suck, and **** you.

[Heresson]

the classics:

"you wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I wasn't in this (wheel)chair!"
"but you are, you ARE in this chair!!!"
in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane"

"you are norma desmond. you were in silent pictures. you used to be big!"
"I AM big. it's the pictures that got small"
in "Sunset Boulevard"

also, in Hitchcock's "Rope", a pianist strangler asks a lady to look at his hands to see the future. She says "these hands will bring you a great fame"...

trite, I know, but these are the ones I recall.

the best lines are obviously in the comedies anyway.

Oh, was it in Commando that Schwartzenegger says
"Do you remember I promessed you that I shall kill you as the last one?
I lied"

[Boris Godunov]

Clue

MRS. WHITE: My husband didn't seem to like me very much. He was deranged, lunatic. He had threatened to kill me in public.
MISS SCARLET: Why would he want to kill you in public?
WADSWORTH: I think she means he threatened, in public, to kill her.
MISS SCARLET: Ah.


WADSWORTH: Your first husband also disappeared.
MRS. WHITE: That was his job, he was an illusionist.
WADSWORTH. But he never reappeared!
MRS. WHITE: Well, he wasn't a very good illusionist.


MR. GREEN: Who would want to kill the cook?
MISS SCARLET: Dinner wasn't that bad.

MRS. PEACOCK: Is there little girls' room down the hall?
YVETTE: Oui oui, madame...
MRS. PEACOCK: Oh no, I just need to powder my nose.

MR. GREEN: Well, he couldn't have been dead.
PROF. PLUM: He was! Or at least I thought he was. Oh, what difference does it make now?
MISS SCARLET: Makes quite a bit of difference to him.

WADSWORTH: Even a psychiatrist can tell the difference between a patient who is alive or dead.

COP (looking at body of dead motorist): This man's drunk.
PROF. PLUM: Dead drunk.
MISS SCARLET: Dead right.
COP (loudly, to motorist): You aren't driving home are you?
PROF. PLUM: He won't be driving home, officer, I can promise you that.
MISS SCARLET: We'll get him a car!
PROF. PLUM: A long, black car...
MISS SCARLET: A limousine!

WADSWORTH: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
PROF PLUM: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
WADSWORTH: So your work has not changed.

[self biased]

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[Ben Kenobi]

Shooter McGavin - I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore - You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?!
Shooter McGavin - No!

Red - "..it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain."

[David Floyd]

WADSWORTH: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.
PROF PLUM: Yes, but now I work for the United Nations.
WADSWORTH: So your work has not changed.

Best. Quote. Ever.

You win the thrade with Clue quotes.

[Guynemer]

Leia: I love you.
Han: I know.


And that, ladies and gentlemen (okay, just gentlemen, let's not kid ourselves), is the definition of pimp.

[Tuberski]

"Sire, you look like the pissboy."

"And you look like a bucket of ****!!"

ACK!

[Wernazuma III]

Dazed and Confused. Wooderson: "That's what I like about these high school girls; I get older, they stay the same age."

Then, or course, the dialogue already posted by Guynemer.

Then, a bunch of quotes from Bud Spencer/Terence Hill movies in the German translations, which are awesome funny (in German now):

"Das is aber n süßer Wauwau! Selbstgestrickt?"
"Der Weg zum Griechen immer lohnt, auch wenn man etwas weiter wohnt."
"Schon der Knabe saß im Garten und spielte mit der Mutter Karten"
"Der Typ hat auch nicht mehr Grips als ein Spatz Fleisch an der Kniescheibe".
"Duzt du mich nochmal, hau ich dir ne Delle in die Gewürzgurke!"
"Hast du etwa einen Brösel auf der Schalmei?"

[Sir Og]

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
But from "Black Cat, White Cat"