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Just watched Children of Men, thoroughly enjoyed it again. Wiki says ''Children of Men is a 2006 dystopian science fiction film''. Right up my street, literally
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I wondered where my post had gone from the movies thread, it would appear I put it in the wrong thread. oh wellSafer worlds through superior firepowerComment
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"What's a Drexl?""I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Also:
Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[suddenly walks off]
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Originally posted by Tuberski View Post"Sire, you look like the pissboy."
"And you look like a bucket of ****!!"
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Guess the movie :Attached FilesWith or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Steven WeinbergComment
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You call that a knife, this is a knife. C. Dundee.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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"Play time's over, boy." Sho'nuff.
Policeman: [incredulously] Your friend is blind?
Will Sly: More or less, yeah.
Policeman: Then why the hell is he driving?
Will Sly: 'Cause he's the only one who's sober!
[Tom does a backflip over the car]
Will Sly: See? - If You Could See What I Hear
Turkish waiter: Your order sir?
Woody Wilkins: [indicates Natlia's drink] I'll have one of those.
Turkish waiter: One Istanbul Express.
Woody Wilkins: Yes. A double.
Turkish waiter: [suprised] A double? Nobody orders the double, sir!
Woody Wilkins: Okay. Make it a triple. - Condorman
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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Either you guys are shy (hah) or already knows the answer (double hah). Does it help if I say that the name of the father is Darth Vader ?
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Steven WeinbergComment
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Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!"
Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
Via Airplane
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
via Caddyshack"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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Blazing Saddles:
Bart: Hey, where the white women at?
Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
Reporter: Sir, those are dummies.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: How do you think I got elected?“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Oh, but the best line in Blazing Saddles is:
Hedley Lamarr: Driver, take me off this picture.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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English, mother****er, do you speak it?You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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