Favourite movie lines

[Solomwi]

Piss on you. I'm working for Mel Brooks!

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled.

[Boris Godunov]

Throw Momma From the Train

LARRY: I'm Owen's friend.
MOMMA: Owen doesn't have any friends.
LARRY: That's because he's shy.
MOMMA: No it's not! It's because he's fat and he's stupid!


MOMMA: I dreamed Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!


LARRY: You wrote a 3-page murder mystery that wasn't exactly difficult to figure out who did it.
OWEN: What gave it away?
LARRY: You only had two characters and one of them was dead by page 2!


OWEN: Where are you going?
LARRY: I'm going to kill her. Do you want anything?
OWEN: Can you bring me a Chunky?


OWEN: Momma! You're alive! [realizes policeman is standing next to him] Old people... you have to reassure them.


MOMMA: Your friend is dead! Why'd you leave me to be taken care of by a corpse?
OWEN: Larry is dead?! What happened?
MOMMA: He fell down the basement stairs, he's still there!
OWEN: (cradling Larry) Larry! My friend, my only friend...
MOMMA: (mockingly) "My friend, my only friend." Go bury him in the back yard before he starts to stink up the place!

[Japher]

Office Space

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob.

[OzzyKP]

Ah man, you could just quote the script of Airplane, Spaceballs and Office Space and call it a day.

[Tuberski]

"Holy ****! I am wearing pansy red booties, why the **** didn't you tell me?"

ACK!

[Donegeal]

"Put some pants on. I can't believe I've had to ask you twice."

Hangover

[duke o' york]

"Holy ****! I am wearing pansy red booties, why the **** didn't you tell me?"

ACK!

Is that from The Wizard of Oz?

[Uncle Sparky]

I think that was one of the rants from 'The Social Network'...

[molly bloom]

Wanna be a grifter?

-Grifter?

Yes.

Not partners.

That's your first lesson. Cut your score in half, right down the middle. Worse than that, you take a partner, you put an apple on your head, and hand the other guy a shotgun.

Grifters, huh? You're one, all right. Grifters got an irresistible urge to be the guy who's wise. There's nothing to whipping a fool. Hell, fools were made to be whipped.

But to take another pro, even your partner, who knows you and has his eyes on you, that's a score. No matter what happens.

You wanna learn a few tricks? I'll teach you a few tricks.

But your hand does not get into my pocket.


'The Grifters', directed by Stephen Frears, from the novel by Jim Thompson

A great novel, a great film. Doesn't often happen.

[onodera]

[Serb]
Wake up, Neo
[/Serb]
I'll come up with my own later.

[a.kitman]

donny you're out of your element!

[Tuberski]

"Must go faster." - Jeff Goldbloom.

Jurassipendence Day.

ACK!

[kittenOFchaos]

Unforgiven has so many good lines:

English Bob: [discussing the assassination of President Garfield] Well there's a dignity royalty. A majesty that precludes the likelihood of assassination. If you were to point a pistol at a king or a queen your hands would shakes as though palsied.
Barber: Oh I wouldn't point no pistol at nobody sir.
English Bob: Well that's a wise policy, as wise policy. But if you did. I can assure you, if you did, that the sight of royalty would cause you to dismiss all thoughts of bloodshed and you would stand... how shall I put it? In awe. Now, a president... well I mean...
[chuckles]
English Bob: why not shoot a president

Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man.
Bill Munny: He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Fatty Rossiter: It was already loaded. Jesus, Clyde, you have three pistols and you only have one arm for Christ's sake.
Clyde: Well I just don't want to be killed for lack of shootin' back.

I apply the same logic when purchasing ammo in paintball.

[Tuberski]

All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sum***** takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

My favorite Unforgiven quote.

ACK!

[johnwall]

Jack- I'm not listening to you, you're crazy.