breaking: the washington post still sucks

[Al B. Sure!]

Not only that, but I can acquire girlfriends that aren't prostitutes and/or strippers.

Not only that, but despite those disadvantages these girls are willing to sleep with me.

Man, if only you could rise to the level of 95% of the male population

*throws down gauntlet*

I challenge thee to a duel, sir!

[Hauldren Collider]

I think we'll all pass on that. Why don't you have another beer. mate.

[Al B. Sure!]

I think we'll all pass on that. Why don't you have another beer. mate.

I don't drink. It's poison. Do you?

[Hauldren Collider]

Nope, I'm underage.

[Al B. Sure!]

Nope, I'm underage.

Good boy

[Hauldren Collider]

Flatter me all you like. I won't have sex with you, period.

[KrazyHorse]

Period sex:

[Kuciwalker]

*throws down gauntlet*

I challenge thee to a duel, sir!

I'm torn on what contest to pick. I can't decide between "math" and "getting a women", since I'm so much better than you at both.

[Kuciwalker]

come on, Matt, you're a perfectly nice guy IRL.

[Wiglaf]

Hello, it seems that Kuciwalker is pretending to be a player

[Kuciwalker]

Wow, your standards are pretty low.

[Ben Kenobi]

Don't come in here calling me retarded cued only because I responded to your little Northern Virginian rich boy minions.

As opposed to Albert's poor Philly posse?

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm torn on what contest to pick. I can't decide between "math" and "getting a women", since I'm so much better than you at both.

Nay, sir! It must be done in the only honourable manner! Hand to hand combat!