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  • #526
    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    Fair enough. But I was hoping you'd post and laugh at the carpetbagger comment.
    Why? It was not funny, witty, ironic, sarcastic, intelligent. . . .

    I only responded to you then because I was curious whether you would attack or retrench/retract based on my actual plans for the property. I accurately predicted you would retrench/retract i.e-- "just joking"
    You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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    • #527
      Yep, he's a douche on so many different levels.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #528
        Originally posted by Gibsie View Post
        To get this back to track of asking Asher questions, I don't know why I am asking him this, but he is as good as anybody... I suppose:
        I have planned a nice little love-in at my flat for the weekend, yay! Unfortunately my ex who is sort-of moved out has texted me to say she's coming back on Friday, which is rather markedly inconvenient, I'm sure you might agree.

        So... what the hell do I do. Oh god.
        grats dude, anyone I know? Ive had a little luck in that regard myself. hope to see you out on sat anyway.

        If youre really stressing I can sort you out a double room, and make myself scarce for the weekend.
        Safer worlds through superior firepower

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        • #529
          Originally posted by rah View Post
          Yep, he's a douche on so many different levels.
          hmm

          I usually don't pay much attention on here but I have come to the same conclusion. On poly for all the trolling and infighting and widely divergent ideologies, I do find most people will debate somewhat honestly.

          Ben is a fundamentally dishonest debater, suitable only for amusement when the mood strikes-- Unfortunate in a way since a person with unpopular but vehemently held opinions could be the source of much real debate
          You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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          • #530
            OK asher


            What is your opinion on the idea of NJ signing of Kovalchuk?

            Will a Flames defenseman get traded before season start?

            Who will win the Stanley Cup in 2011?
            You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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            • #531
              OK Asher

              A friend of mine has a problem -- A super-attractive woman is propositioning him and has turned up the heat with an indication that she is into swinging and would love for him to join her in an orgy. He loves the idea but the poor shmuck professes to love his wife.

              So love? or sex?
              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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              • #532
                Originally posted by Flubber View Post
                OK asher


                What is your opinion on the idea of NJ signing of Kovalchuk?
                I like it, I guess. Was a bit risky giving his playoff performance. I'm more curious about it than anything else.

                Will a Flames defenseman get traded before season start?
                No. Sutter can never have too many defensemen.

                Who will win the Stanley Cup in 2011?
                I haven't given it much thought yet. I don't think there's a clear favourite.

                Going to tentatively say...Washington.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #533
                  Originally posted by Flubber View Post
                  OK Asher

                  A friend of mine has a problem -- A super-attractive woman is propositioning him and has turned up the heat with an indication that she is into swinging and would love for him to join her in an orgy. He loves the idea but the poor shmuck professes to love his wife.

                  So love? or sex?
                  What is one without the other? :romantic:

                  The man should mention to his wife the offer. If she's interested, she could come too. If she's not, the man could laugh it off as an odd situation.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #534
                    Asher knows a lot, but I would suggest he does not know much about women. propositioning the wife with swinging has a VERY HIGH chance of her going ballistic
                    Safer worlds through superior firepower

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                    • #535
                      You don't proposition it. You mention in passing the proposition made to you, while not giving any clear indication which way you're leaning. You gauge her reaction.

                      "The craziest thing happened today, soandso suggested...."

                      But you're right, I don't understand women. I understand enough to stay away.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #536
                        Naw you can't be wishy washy. You have to declare your leaning (lie and say no interest) or she will assume you're asking.
                        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                        • #537
                          What kind of woman doesn't understand that every man has interest in that?

                          This is why I can't fathom how heterosexual relationships work.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #538
                            Originally posted by Asher View Post
                            What kind of woman doesn't understand that every man has interest in that?
                            Every man but hers.
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #539
                              Originally posted by Asher View Post
                              What is one without the other? :romantic:

                              The man should mention to his wife the offer. If she's interested, she could come too. If she's not, the man could laugh it off as an odd situation.
                              You're thinking that women operate like gay men, Asher
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                              • #540
                                Flubber, I don't have a beef with you. Asher, yes. You, no. So don't take yourself so seriously.
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