I have four hours to live

[Solomwi]

PP:

HARDMAN, noun or verb? Quickly now.

[SlowwHand]

OK. Last time I am gonna say this. I am not a DL. I was never a DL. I am Princess Peach, and yes I did get banned for no reason at all. I came to the site because I was actually interested in the game. I checked out the forums. Like I am sure you all did when you first joined the site. I, like all of you, came across BK and found what he had to say to be outlandish as well. So if you all are trying to keep people away from your site by banning people on the premise you think they are a DL, then you aren't doing yourself a favor. I did not do anything wrong, and I am not some made up persona of one of the veteran posters on the site. Believe it or not, I am new, and you would think that newcomers would be welcome. Apparently I was mistaken.

Here, don't leave without taking your furry costume.

[Cort Haus]

Obviously Drake imo.

[Asher]

OK. Last time I am gonna say this. I am not a DL. I was never a DL. I am Princess Peach, and yes I did get banned for no reason at all. I came to the site because I was actually interested in the game. I checked out the forums. Like I am sure you all did when you first joined the site. I, like all of you, came across BK and found what he had to say to be outlandish as well. So if you all are trying to keep people away from your site by banning people on the premise you think they are a DL, then you aren't doing yourself a favor. I did not do anything wrong, and I am not some made up persona of one of the veteran posters on the site. Believe it or not, I am new, and you would think that newcomers would be welcome. Apparently I was mistaken.

I have urged Plomp several times to reinstate you. It's unfortunate he has not.

Basically, he said there were "similarities" between you and Zanzaboz (or whatever his name was), and therefore you were both DLs. What's really amusing is we know for sure that Zan isn't a DL, because he's been authenticated as Ben's brother...and I know for sure you're not my DL also.

Plomp has just banned two genuine users, as far as I can tell.

[Ben Kenobi]

I just named you as one of my DLs, along with Ben Kenobi.

So that's what that pm was all about.

Well I'm really sorry to see him go, but Asher was my dl.

[Kitschum]

I'm honestly surprised my DL hasn't been caught and banned yet considering we have similar names, post in the same threads and have many other similarities among us. I guess we're (I'm) just too anonymous to be a nuisance to anyone.

[PP2.0]

He really has. Even Ben says Zanzozz is his brother. How am I associated with Zanzozz? If I was then Ben would know who I am, and I would know who Ben is. Sorry but can't say I know him. And I am pretty pissed I got banned for no reason besides he thinks I am a DL. You would have to ban like every new user on that basis.

[Cort Haus]

Why doesn't Plomp just simplify this process by disabling the new user feature?

[ZEE]

Its usually best for noobs to cut their teeth in one of the game forums here and get at least 300 posts or so, before diving into the OTF and jumping into things. But a noob wouldn't know that about Poly anyway i suppose.

[PP2.0]

Why doesn't Plomp just simplify this process by disabling the new user feature?

He might as well if this is how he treats new users.

[SlowwHand]

You're still here? Go on. Take your suit and go. Never darken this door again.

[Cort Haus]

Not sure she wears a suit tbh

[SlowwHand]

The furry suit. Costume. Whatever furries call them.


Post 77

Here, don't leave without taking your furry costume.

[Hauldren Collider]

Why doesn't Plomp just simplify this process by disabling the new user feature?

Right. No legitimate people use it anyway

[Guynemer]

We are the Polytubbie People's Front crack suicide squad!

Suicide squad, ATTACK!


[stabs self in gut]

That showed 'em.

[dies]