Resumes

[DaShi]

You've completely trashed your own reputation.

[Ming]

Since you can't see BK's advice, I thought I would quote it for you:

Tell them you are a catholic and you won't do anything that is against your religion
Tell them you won't work with gays since they are doomed to hell
Tell them they you aren't married yet, but you are looking for a girl who will bow to your every wish and stay home and have children
Tell them you can't work with people who use birth control
Tell them that priests are really cool people and it's only the media that makes them look bad
Tell them that you have to get the pope to approve their company before you can work with them
Tell them that their insurance plan can't cover abortions

Just doing a public service

[Hauldren Collider]

Oh, well the interview is already over. If only I'd had that advice ahead of time! Damn, I could have been made CEO of the company!

[Solomwi]

So I had my interview! I think it went well. They decided to interview both me and my brother (twin, not Kuci ) together, which my dad says is a good sign. They interviewed for probably an hour and then for another half-hour they showed us around their office and bragged about all the cool things they do/cool equipment they have/etc, which I think is also a good sign. But at the end they said they were interviewing a few more people and they would let us know within a week.

In short, I think it went well, but fingers crossed because I'll find out within a week.

Sweet ****ing Christ, there are THREE of you?!?

Good job, HC. Sounds like it went pretty well.

[Solomwi]

Is it illegal to fire a staffer who is very hot but also very flatulent? Just to be clear, she is hot in spite of her flatulence. Let's keep it together here. Her work performance is stellar, so it would just be the farting that would be the reason.

Note that her resume is only one page long.

NO. Flatulence is a perfectly valid ground for termination even in the most commie-infested, pro-union states. That said, perhaps you could interest her in an oral sex for continued employment deal. As your lawyer, obviously, I would want in as a contingency fee. ON THE RECEIVING END. FROM THE HOT CHICK. YOU SICK ****ERS.

[N35t0r]

She can peg you while she blows Wiggy

[Solomwi]

I can't even understand how the logistics of that would work.

[N35t0r]

you get on all fours, with wiglaf riding you facing backwards.

Seriously, you've never done this before?

[Solomwi]

Who do you take me for, David Floyd?

[N35t0r]

I don't know.. there were too many drugs and too much booze that night

[Solomwi]

That's fair. Plus, my face was pretty well blocked from view.

[Ben Kenobi]

Just doing a public service

Actually, I have done that for an interview once. Some jobs make it an asset.

[N35t0r]

Are we still talking about pegging and giving out blowjobs?

[Wiglaf]

[aneeshm]

LaTeX with the "moderncv" style is the way to go for this.