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If you are in a three-way with Wiggy, Latex is a good idea. 
You don't know where he's been.
You don't know where he's been.
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Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure -
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I got a response!
Some good news and bad news.
First the good news:
I got the job (assuming I pass a drug test; shouldn't be a problem considering that I won't touch drugs with a pole
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Bad news:
It looks like my twin brother did not get the job.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Congrats! Welcome to the cruel world of employment where your dreams are stomped on and crushed and then served in drinks to people like KH.
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Dreams are for dumbasses, dollar bills are where it's at.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Eat a lot of poppyseed bagels before your drug test, HC. Like two dozen or so."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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But without dreams what would happen to all the rainb. . .**** it! Money!Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Good god, are you really older than me?Originally posted by Albert Speer View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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What?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Japher, don't say such words around children!
HC, what do you mean by that? I'm curious."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
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Could Jews reinforce stereotypes anymore. Perhaps if you told us where the gold was we would be more impressed.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostComment
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He means it was a dumb joke and your sense of humor is at lower than a high school level. You should consider seeking validation from someone you know in your life who is dumber than you are.Originally posted by Albert Speer View PostComment
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Catering to audience?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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I always test my jokes with Wiglaf before I post them.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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