Yeah, right (Tiger Woods thread)

[SlowwHand]

Whatever, Kuci.

[Drake Tungsten]

Nice try.

[DirtyMartini]

she got tired of being assessed a two stroke penalty for not playing the balls as they lie.

[-Jrabbit]

I love the 'cheating on Elin' version. Makes sense, high salaciousness factor.

Tiger's making a huge mistake by not speaking up and owning this. He has tons of PR equity to spend, yet he's sitting back and letting hearsay and innuendo rule the story. Stupid.

[KrazyHorse]

He already has more money than God. What the **** does he care what people think?

[-Jrabbit]

His sponsors -- who contributed about 900M of his estimated $1B career take -- care. I agree he has no reason to care what people think. But I suspect he still does.

[bumfister]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. The guy wanted a Swedish super model, he got her, so it is no surprise such a demanding woman (as I assume all super models are) would get pissed off at being cheated on. The man is a ****** if he had that waiting at home for him and he decided to stick his dick into some golf groupie.

[Drake Tungsten]

1. Tiger's wife was never a super model. She did some modeling in the past, but she was also Jesper Parnevik's nanny. Super models don't have to babysit kids.

2. From the pictures I've seen, Tiger's mistress might be hotter than his wife.

[bumfister]

Model or super model she's looking pretty ****able to me.

[KrazyHorse]

Who the **** cares what you think, unless you happen to be a billionaire professional athlete?

[bumfister]

Sadly true. Sluts will marry a one legged douchebag with no hair if he has a fat wallet.

[KrazyHorse]

Tiger is also in better shape than you, is smarter than you and is all-around more likable than you.

****, I'd **** him.

[bumfister]

***.

[Drake Tungsten]

Apparently Tiger's mistress also had an affair with the married actor who plays Booth on Bones.

[bumfister]

Classy.