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  • #16
    When do the Ravens kick off? Am I going to make it? Should start a poll
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
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    • #17
      Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
      When do the Ravens kick off? Am I going to make it? Should start a poll
      1 pm Eastern Time... three hours from now.
      Keep on Civin'
      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #18
        Maybe I should hold off the bourbon for another couple of hours. Don't know how much staying power I'm going to have. Just crossed the 24 hours awake barrier
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #19
          Okay. Here's the deal: I can't drink until I rewrite my analysis to include fakes from charm jets (and have debugged it sufficiently to trust the results)
          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
          Ultima Ratio Regum

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          • #20
            My wife used to let me know when I was treading on thin ground fashion-wise by looking me up and down and saying something like, "Mm, I see you're planning to hang with the engineers today."
            Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
            RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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            • #21
              How diplomatic... My wife and daughters would take one look and just start laughing... However, that was a good incentive for me to get things right
              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #22
                Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                My wife likes dressing me...
                That's okay. She likes undressing me.


                KA-KOW!
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #23
                  Guy, I just made a phone call. You, your friends and your family have all been bankrupted. The guy you buy the newspaper from? His body will never be found. Your hospital is in receivership. Medicare has been alerted to your well-documented fraudulent billing practices. Goldman sent somebody back in time and made Michigan embarrass itself yesterday. The Red Wings are moving to Winnipeg.

                  Make another comment. I dare you. I double dare you.
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                    That's okay. She likes undressing me.


                    KA-KOW!
                    "BA-ZINGA!"

                    ACK!
                    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                      Guy, I just made a phone call. You, your friends and your family have all been bankrupted. The guy you buy the newspaper from? His body will never be found. Your hospital is in receivership. Medicare has been alerted to your well-documented fraudulent billing practices. Goldman sent somebody back in time and made Michigan embarrass itself yesterday. The Red Wings are moving to Winnipeg.

                      Make another comment. I dare you. I double dare you.
                      Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                      When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                        Oerdin, -- Crown Royal is not a bourbon, dude. And it's not cheap. Prepare to be lambasted.
                        to be fair, Crown Royal is the cheapest whiskey in my collection right now. It's reserved for mixed drinks only.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #27
                          Great thread. I give it 5 stars.
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                          2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                            Guy, I just made a phone call. You, your friends and your family have all been bankrupted. The guy you buy the newspaper from? His body will never be found. Your hospital is in receivership. Medicare has been alerted to your well-documented fraudulent billing practices. Goldman sent somebody back in time and made Michigan embarrass itself yesterday. The Red Wings are moving to Winnipeg.

                            Make another comment. I dare you. I double dare you.
                            I'm sorry, did you say something? It's hard to hear with your wife's legs wrapped around my ears.





                            BOOSH!
                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #29
                              Wife says she wouldn't sleep with you because you probably smell like baby pee. She hates babies.
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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                              • #30
                                She hates babies.


                                Best wife ever?
                                KH FOR OWNER!
                                ASHER FOR CEO!!
                                GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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