My wife is the sweetest woman on the planet

[KrazyHorse]

To congratulate me on the new job, she got me the following gifts "to help me live the investment banker lifestyle":

2 dress shirts
2 ties
the douchiest polo shirt ever
a bottle of Maker's + a martini glass (for Manhattans)
a tin of really good coffee
a pixie stick cut up into lines on a mirror

[Drake Tungsten]

Maker's Manhattans

[KrazyHorse]

Don't have any sweet vermouth, so I'm just drinking it neat right now.

[Drake Tungsten]

I broke into a new bottle yesterday.

[Asher]

Maker's Mark

The only bourbon i'll drink.

[Felch]

If you need the real yay, I know people

Hopefully your answer will be

Keep it natural, keep it green

[Maniac]

the douchiest polo shirt ever

Tentacle porn?

[KrazyHorse]

http://www.lacoste.com/campanas/

Not quite.

[Dinner]

Maker's Mark

The only bourbon i'll drink.

Come on. For cheap bourbon Crown Royal ain't bad.

[-Jrabbit]

Oerdin, -- Crown Royal is not a bourbon, dude. And it's not cheap. Prepare to be lambasted.

KH -- Nice wifey! Esp. the pixie stick trick. And you you're going to have a Lacoste polo, at least that one goes all in.

[KrazyHorse]

That's actually my 3rd Lacoste shirt.

My wife likes dressing me...

[KrazyHorse]

If you need the real yay, I know people

Hopefully your answer will be

Keep it natural, keep it green

I don't even smoke pot, dude. I just drink way more than is good for me.

The reason I've never actually done coke is that I think I would like it way too much.

[Drake Tungsten]

Same for me with heroin.

[KrazyHorse]

I think I'm throwing my body into a tailspin here. Was up all last night working and drinking bourbon. Now I've downed a couple of liters of coffee, and I think I'm going to go back to bourbon. Plus I'm on sudafed for this ****ing cold I picked up because I'm not sleeping enough.

[KrazyHorse]

I am the shell scripting ****ing master.

I need to save all these scripts before I leave. I have a script to do everything right now.

I wonder if all the mothers with little kids at the coffee shop I'm at know that I'm still a bit drunk.