My wife is the sweetest woman on the planet

[KrazyHorse]

One kid that she saw on the bus a few years ago was misbehaving; she said that if it was her kid she would stick its hand in the garburetor and "teach it a lesson"

[Drake Tungsten]

garburetor

I'm assuming this is either French or your wife knows nothing about engines (and women shouldn't)!

[KrazyHorse]

Garburetor = garbage disposal, you hoser

[KrazyHorse]

B'more up 2 on Indy

[Drake Tungsten]

Garburetor = garbage disposal

Seriously?

[KrazyHorse]

Look it up

[Drake Tungsten]

I did. I can't believe some of the dumbass words Canadians think up...

[notyoueither]

I did not know garburator is a Canadianism.

[notyoueither]

I did. I can't believe some of the dumbass words Canadians think up...

We channel our aggression into hockey and language so that we don't destroy all the other, lesser nations.

[Felch]

The reason I've never actually done coke is that I think I would like it way too much.

I don't do it either, for exactly the same reason. It's part of why I doubt drug legalization would increase addiction rates.

[Asher]

I did not know garburator is a Canadianism.

My family learned this living in California.

We called a plumber to fix the garburator and they had no idea WTF we were talking about til we described it.

[Guynemer]

To wives who hate children:

Sounds like we both hit the jackpot, KH.

[Wiglaf]

Why marry a woman if she won't give you kids. You might as well just be gay in that case honestly.

[Asher]

You're only with women so she can make you kids?

[notyoueither]

What else are they good for?

/Ben