Another death at the hand of Right Wing Crazies - Census worker hung, "Fed" scrawled on chest

[DinoDoc]

Right - he scrawled the words on his chest before he killed himself.

According to the evidence, that's apparently what he did.

[DaShi]

It's not apparent.

[Drake Tungsten]

All of you who are willing to give the investigators the benefit of the doubt over DaShi's objections are idiots.

[Drake Tungsten]

Census Worker's Death a Life Insurance Scam?

WASHINGTON — Investigators trying to solve the mystery of a census taker found hanging from a tree with the word "fed" scrawled on his chest are examining whether he manipulated the scene in order to conceal a suicide and make a life insurance claim possible for his son, law enforcement officials told The Associated Press.

The dead man's son, Josh Sparkman, said in an interview with the AP that he found paperwork for the private life insurance policy among the personal files of his father, Bill Sparkman, but wasn't sure of the amount or when it was taken out. He said authorities have told him nothing about the case or produced a death certificate, which is usually needed to make an insurance claim.

Two law enforcement officials, who spoke to the AP on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the case, said investigators were trying to determine whether Bill Sparkman committed suicide but altered the scene to make it look like a homicide, allowing his son to collect.

Life insurance policies typically do not cover suicides within a certain time period after the policy begins.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,574849,00.html

[Ben Kenobi]

Oh, no. Are you saying that the Feds didn't kill this man?

[MrFun]

All of you who are willing to give the investigators the benefit of the doubt over DaShi's objections are idiots.

Will you please hurry up, call KrazyHorse, and have phone sex already?

[Straybow]

Nya nya, DaShi's wrong!

[DaShi]

You're an idiot.

[Drake Tungsten]

It's official...

Census worker killed himself, tried to make it look like homicide, officials say

A U.S. Census worker found dead in a secluded Clay County cemetery killed himself but tried to make the death look like a homicide, authorities have concluded.

Bill Sparkman, 51, of London, might have tried to cover the manner of his death to preserve payments under two life-insurance polices that he had taken out. The policies wouldn't pay off if Sparkman committed suicide, state police Capt. Lisa Rudzinski said.

"We believe it was an intentional act on his part to take his own life," said Rudzinski, who helped lead the investigation.

http://www.kentucky.com/latest_news/story/1032979.html

Let the crow eating begin. It's only right that The Emperor Fabulous should go first.

[Arrian]

Most of us were wrong. Both the "crazed right-winger" and "drug-related" theories were wrong.

Nobody had "suicide/life insurance scam."

-Arrian

[loinburger]

Right-wing crazy police forces covering up for right-wing crazy murders

[Arrian]

What, you don't think it was actually a dickgirl who did it?

-Arrian

[Drake Tungsten]

Both the "crazed right-winger" and "drug-related" theories were wrong.

One of these is far less objectionable than the other.

[loinburger]

Right-wing dickgirls

[loinburger]

Huzzah, a GIS for "nazi dickgirl" yields results