Lack of Condoms Impacts Global Warming

[loinburger]

Africa's a long way away - Obama should worry about supplying Urban (aka Black) youth with bling and expensive shoes first.

[Zkribbler]

Why on earth would he do that? His dad was mostly arab. As I said, I'm shocked that he's not helping his brothers in Somalia.

He said Muslim, not Arab.

But IIRC, Obama's dad was not Muslim but an antheist...at least while he was in the U.S.

[loinburger]

Atheist = stealth Muslim.

[Ben Kenobi]

Obama should worry about supplying Urban (aka Black) youth with bling and expensive shoes first

Nah, doesn't he already have 96 percent of that constituency anyways? At least they'll have a president who's not a old dead white guy on the dollar bill.

[Ben Kenobi]

He said Muslim, not Arab.

Muslim ain't a race. Lots of arabs in Somalia.

[loinburger]

Nah, doesn't he already have 96 percent of that constituency anyways? At least they'll have a president who's not a old dead white guy on the dollar bill.

IIRC George Washington hasn't been President for a couple centuries.

[SlowwHand]

Somalia? We need to let Somalia die on the vine, unless we find their pirates out on the sea, then we can hurry them along.

[Thoth]

Are you trolling or racist?

Neither. He's just mentally retarded.

[Theben]

If Africa's population was mostly dickgirls they wouldn't have an overpopulation problem.

[SlowwHand]

This isn't a loinburger thread. You can post about them in any of the dozens of threads he's started that include them.

[Thoth]

Maybe we can ship Ben to them?

Africa would have one more dickgirl, and we'd be rid of Ben.

Win, win.

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[loinburger]

If Africa's population was mostly dickgirls they wouldn't have an overpopulation problem.

Not true. Hermaphrodites may be infertile for the most part, but dickgirls are able to both impregnate and be impregnated (and if their members are detachable or suitably flexible then they can actually self-impregnate, though in this case while Dickgirl Africa would still have an overpopulation problem they would in turn have less of a problem with sexually transmitted diseases).

[loinburger]

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When I have to show my BC just to get across the border, I daresay that the leader of the free world can show his.

Originally stated by Judge Lands
Finally, in a remarkable shifting of the traditional legal burden of proof, plaintiff unashamedly alleges that defendant has the burden to prove his ‘natural born’ status. Any middle school civics student would readily recognize the irony of abandoning fundamental principles upon which our country was founded in order to purportedly ‘protect and preserve’ those very principles.

Unlike in ‘Alice in Wonderland,’ simply saying something is so does not make it so.

[Ben Kenobi]

Finally, in a remarkable shifting of the traditional legal burden of proof, plaintiff unashamedly alleges that defendant has the burden to prove his ‘natural born’ status.

Umm, you are seriously telling me it isn't an obligation of the elector to demonstrate his qualifications? Seriously?

Look, point is very clear. I need a BC to get a job. Obama should do the same, and I don't believe he has sufficiently demonstrated his natural born status in order to qualify for the presidency.

If the officials are proven to be negligent, what then? You do realise that's an impeachable offense?

[loinburger]

Tell it to the judge. As he points out, with the hundreds of millions of dollars spent on the Presidential campaign there was ample opportunity for any of the other candidates to prove that Obama wasn't eligible.