Lack of Condoms Impacts Global Warming

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Somalia? We need to let Somalia die on the vine, unless we find their pirates out on the sea, then we can hurry them along.

Texans are way more dangerous to World peace than Somalians, not to mention the fact that their carbon footprint is probably at least 50 times as much.

Seriously, the only good Texan is a dead Texan.