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  • Lack of Condoms Impacts Global Warming

    I could be wrong. Maybe they're this intensely related. It's kind of difficult to not just assume they're a bunch of jackasses. I imagine now that Obama has started following me around and stealing my speech patterns, he'll say they're jackasses, too. Sub-Saharan lack of condoms..I just can't see it.


    By: Clean Skies News, Published: 09/17/09 4:51pm

    While most point to power plants and vehicles for global warming, now condoms are getting the blame - or a lack thereof.

    The World Health Organization says a lack of condoms in sub-Saharan Africa is making the effects of climate change worse.

    A WHO report to be published later this year says that unwanted pregnancies in poor countries have caused runaway population growth, causing a higher demand for land and water, which exacerbates drought and straining fresh water supplies.

    Of 40 nations reviewed, 37 said rapid population growth worsened environmental damage.

    Marie Stopes International, a reproductive healthcare provider in London, said it is time to start looking at the environmental relevance of family planning, and that reproductive health services ought to be integrated into the climate adaptation strategy.
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    I have a better idea. Why don't we let all the Africans die off? We would massively lower their CO2 emissions.

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    • #3
      A WHO report to be published later this year says that unwanted pregnancies in poor countries have caused runaway population growth, causing a higher demand for land and water, which exacerbates drought and straining fresh water supplies.
      This is all true, but they should have added things like increased starvation, the spread of diseases, and the overtaxing of the already limited infrastructure.

      While overpopulation will also add somewhat to climate change, my guess for the reason the report focuses on this problem is because money is being channeled to fight climate change, and WHO wants a cut.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
        I have a better idea. Why don't we let all the Africans die off? We would massively lower their CO2 emissions.

        Right! We've already abandoned any attempt to aid Somalia, and they're not causing any problems at all.

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        • #5
          Really? I thought Obama gave a **** about his people.
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          • #6
            That's right. He's trying to make things better for all Amercans. Not just Blue America, or Red America, but all of America.

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            • #7
              He's trying to make things better for all Amercans. Not just Blue America, or Red America, but all of America.
              Ahh ok. So he's willing to abandon his people then? I guess I'm just surprised he's so open about it rather then paying lip service to helping Africa.
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              • #8
                Are you trolling or racist?
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                • #9
                  Oh Ben. You're not back onto that old Republican't smear that Obama is not an American, are you?

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                  • #10
                    When I have to show my BC just to get across the border, I daresay that the leader of the free world can show his.

                    I don't care whether he's black brown white, green, orange, pink or yellow.
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                    • #11
                      I suspect he means that George W Bush and Clinton and George Bush and Reagan etc. liked to funnel money into England or France or Germany or wherever their ancestors came from, so Obama should be funneling money into Kenya, and all black people are the same so he should really expand his focus to Somalia and Nigeria and the other parts of Africa that are full of black people, possibly excepting the Muslim parts.

                      Edit: I forgot that Obama is Muslim, so scratch "excepting the Muslim parts."
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                      • #12
                        possibly excepting the Muslim parts.
                        Why on earth would he do that? His dad was mostly arab. As I said, I'm shocked that he's not helping his brothers in Somalia.
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                        • #13
                          Everybody knows that JFK gave nuclear secrets to the Republic of Ireland.
                          John Brown did nothing wrong.

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                          • #14
                            And Vatican City.
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                            • #15
                              See Felch gets it. You gotta help your peeps.
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