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Because he doesn't exist...
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Because he doesn't exist...
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain -
Then he isn't an immature bully?
Why don't you folks get your stories straight?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Read the last line Ben.
**** I can't believe he sucked me into a response post.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Not to mention that even if he existed, he punishes the Bad Pots (which he made to be bad and predestined for destruction) after they die. So smiting of the Zeus-with-a-lightning-bolt kind,....not so much these days."Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
"...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
"sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.Comment
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It's only truly manly religions that believe in dual predestination.
It's certainly not a Catholic belief.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Well, Ben. I see you're still busy pissing into the wind. I mean, IMO. It may fun to you, but believe me, this too shall pass.
"Never try to teach a pig to sing. It is a waste of your time, and it annoys the pig." ~ Robert HeinleinLife is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I can't buy entertainment like this.
Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Mark Twain.Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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ZZZzzz. You could at least be unlazy enough to look at a commentary before you mouth off.
Because they were baiting him for making himself equal to God, Jesus points out the insincerity of their words. Note he doesn't deny that he is "good" as only God can be.Originally posted by Seeker View Post
The word used means "calamity" or "misfortune," not wickedness (a different form of the same root)."I am the Lord thy God, I create both good and evil".(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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Run a Google, peckerhead.Originally posted by chequita guevara View PostMark Twain.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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I'm beginning to think Ben doesn't really exist.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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If you base your belief on God from not seeing Him, then how many here do exist to you?
It's the same thing.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Apolyton is number 8!Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Ben=God? No wonder everything's so ****ed up.Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostI'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Number 8 for what?
And nice rational answer.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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