Are You Christian? Do You Support Torture?

[mrmitchell]

I knew it. You'd rather blow Osama than get vital information out of him. This is why we should never have a gay or even metrosexual president.

"President Asher, we have Osama."

"Bring him in." Asher waved his hand and rolled around in his chair so that he faced out onto the White House lawn. Four FBI agents rolled a restrained Osama bin Laden into the Oval Office. Osama is visibly scarred and bruised.

"You scoundrel. Your infidel nation will burn a thousand times for what you have done!" Osama began to struggle against his bonds. The agents each grabbed a limb to secure him.

"You don't have to do that. Leave. I'll let you know when I am finished," said Asher. The agents looked at each other and then left Osama in the room. Asher rolled back around.

"Osama bin Laden, you have won your victory against our country, by turning us into the unashamedly imperialist police state we were always afraid of being. Our way of life is now in its steady decline; the repetition of the rise and fall of an empire turned against its foundation, played over a hundred times in history."

Osama is momentarily stunned by the President's honesty. After a period of silence, he recovered, and angrily barked, "Where are you going with this!? I'm aware of your American merchant tricks..."

Asher stood up and closed the curtains behind him. He stood in front of Osama's wheelchair and then kneeled. He began to pull down Osama's pants as best he could while keeping the restraints firm.

"What are you doing, you infidel?"

Asher gave no response, only working faster.

"No really, what the **** are you doing!?" Osama wished he could hide his sizable erection. Was this really happening? But he did feel an electricity in the air, air that was growing more hot and damp by the second. His mind drifted back. Kandahar, 1984.

"How goes the jihad, brother!" Wiglaf gleefully shouted as he spotted Osama in the bazaar. Osama smiled at him. "Oh, you," he replied, flapping his hand. "Look at what I got. It's for us." Osama turned around and loosened his robe so as to show the new tattoo at the top of his back.

"Omigod! I love you so much! What does it mean?" Wiglaf jumped into a hug with Osama. Before they began to make out, Osama said, "they're runes. It says 'Wiglaf Love Forever'".

The flashback vanished; the new steamy developments between him and Asher forced Osama back into the present. It is too bad Asher did not see the mystic, haunted runes. He might have lived if he had.

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Find out the thrilling conclusion in THE WIGLAF CODE, available at all sellers of fine books in August 2009

[Wiglaf]

I want your babies

[Nikolai]

In answer to the OP: Torture is never right.

In answer to mrmitchell: I approve. When's the book in sale in Norway?

[Wiglaf]

You're a ****** if you'd let Osama talk to a lawyer instead of his own feces. There's too much information and too many lives at stake.

[BeBMan]

Re Op: I'm not a Christian. I'm not even a Sebastian

[Nikolai]

You're a ****** if you'd let Osama talk to a lawyer instead of his own feces. There's too much information and too many lives at stake.

Are you responding to me?

[Asher]

mrmitchell

[Wiglaf]

Are you responding to me?

Yes, you dumb Norweegan coward

[Drake Tungsten]

Not sure merging was the best idea, but at least che's thread is back. I'm calling off the revolution.

[Nikolai]

Yes, you dumb Norweegan coward

You're wrong if you don't think I would oppose hard crackdown on terrorism. Which is exactly why I don't want the solution to be transforming ourselves into what we are fighting against. I'm no European wuss who wants all to sing kumbayah and communicate politely with the enemy. However, I'm not a totalitarian wannabe either.

[Wiglaf]

You don't know what totalitarianism is if you think torturing the ringleader of a highly murderous foreign international terrorist group who clearly has information of future deadly attacks is totalitarian.

[Lorizael]

@ arguing with Wiggy.

[Nikolai]

@ arguing with Wiggy.

It's actually quite fun.

[curtsibling]

I wouldn't torture OBL, I'd just use truth drugs to make him spill the beans then shoot him outright.

Thousands of murdered people would be avenged by his prompt death.

I agree with Mr Wiglaf, the data he'd cough up first would be invaluable...

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[Nikolai]

You don't know what totalitarianism is if you think torturing the ringleader of a highly murderous foreign international terrorist group who clearly has information of future deadly attacks is totalitarian.

Shows how much value your views hold that you can't keep your path in the discussion straight.