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    Nothing in life prepared me for the job of chaperone

    After having spent a sizable proportion of this life screwing anything that moved I feel put upon when I get stuck with the job.

    Thankfully it doesn't happen very often. Mostly when the women and kids are busy doing whatever.
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    /me points and laughs
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    • #3
      Karma is a biatch isn't it Lancer?

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      • #4
        Who were you chaperoning? (Is that even a verb?)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Theben
          * Theben points and laughs
          CURSE YOU! c u r s e you!1!!

          Thoth, you got that right. What goes around comes around, with some stank on it.

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          • #6
            Now there is the downside to the Philipines..
            You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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            • #7
              That and I just got outa church. With the catholics its like aerobics, tough on the knees. I love the sweet voices of the filipinas though and the acoustics in the old spanish church, like I imagine angels sing.

              One thing Krill, don't get me wrong. I like the fact that there are chaperones here and that people consider virtue highly. I just don't like to be one. (Erm, a chaperone that is)
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              • #8
                What exactly does a chaperone do? Is it basically to stay out of the way?
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                • #9
                  Wow, people don't know what a chaperone does?

                  I've done it before. Basically you keep another pair of eyes there.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DanS
                    What exactly does a chaperone do? Is it basically to stay out of the way?
                    A chaperone goes where the people there don't want them to go. Once there, just exist.
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                    • #11
                      Looking at that I realize its alot like my junior highschool experience.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lancer
                        What goes around comes around, with some stank on it.
                        Better stank than skank.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                          I've done it before. Basically you keep another pair of eyes there.
                          Great, so now the chick has 2 perverts staring at her chest all night.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Theben


                            Better stank than skank.
                            I bow to superior knowledge.
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                            • #15
                              Unfortunately, I do have knowledge in that area.
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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