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  • #16
    Don't blame yourself.

    It's your heritage.

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    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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    • #17
      It's not his heritage, he's just a dumbass.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • #18
        Brotherly love FTW.
        Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
        I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Comrade Snuggles
          It's not his heritage, he's just a dumbass.
          Sig material. On this site, this statment is so often, so true.
          Last edited by Zkribbler; December 22, 2008, 14:40.

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          • #20
            che is an expert in that field as well.
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #21
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Lancer

                ...Once there, just exist.
                Once I tried to explain to a modern-day teenage what a "be in" was. No, it's not a protest. It's not a sit in. It's not a party. You just gather and then you just are.

                He thought it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. Dammit, it was the sixties!

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                • #23
                  When that kid grows up some kid will laugh at him for something trendy but oh so cool he is now doing. I can already see karma coming back around on him. (Your vengence is assured, but not timely)

                  I hope the entire world laughs and points at the listeners of rap for one example.
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                  • #24
                    I hope it never gets out that I used to wear bell-bottom pants.

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                    • #25
                      Yeah me too. The ones with the stripes even.
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Lancer

                        I hope the entire world laughs and points at the listeners of rap for one example.
                        I'm ahead of the curve on that one.
                        Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
                        I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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                        • #27
                          I used to scare the crap out of my daughters boy friends. But now that she turned 21 and goes away to school, my days as a chaperone are over.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by rah
                            I used to scare the crap out of my daughters boy friends. But now that she turned 21 and goes away to school, my days as a chaperone are over.
                            "A have a .45, a shovel, and I doubt that anyone would miss you." ... Cher's Dad in Clueless

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Zkribbler
                              "A have a .45, a shovel, and I doubt that anyone would miss you." ... Cher's Dad in Clueless
                              Words to live by...

                              While my oldest daughter is in College and I have little control over her, I still have a 14 year daughter at home...
                              Keep on Civin'
                              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                              • #30
                                Oh? Is she busy tonight? No need for a chaperone since I am one as you can see.

                                Hmm, better add a little something.

                                >>>THIS IS A JOKE<<<

                                There, that ought to calm any over protective father.
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