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  • #46
    Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
    I'm pro-zombie, but anti-life.
    Just say 'I'm a lawyer', it's shorter.
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    • #47
      Originally posted by Lancer
      Isn't there some wierd bug that turns its host bug into a zombie?
      Ah yes, the behavior controlling parasite. I've heard of them. Articles not vetted for accuracy and truth:

      rats and cats

      general discussion

      From wikipedia:

      Some parasites modify host behaviour to make transmission to other hosts more likely. For example, in California salt marshes, the fluke Euhaplorchis californiensis reduces the ability of its killifish host to avoid predators.[3] This parasite matures in egrets, which are more likely to feed on infected killifish than on uninfected fish. Another example is the protozoan Toxoplasma gondii, a parasite that matures in cats but can be carried by many other mammals. Uninfected rats avoid cat odours, but rats infected with T. gondii are drawn to this scent, a change which may increase transmission to feline hosts.[4]
      Freaky stuff, if you ask me.
      You've just proven signature advertising works!

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Seedle


        Ah yes, the behavior controlling parasite. I've heard of them. Articles not vetted for accuracy and truth:

        rats and cats

        general discussion

        From wikipedia:



        Freaky stuff, if you ask me.
        A brilliant strategy. And that shows that at least a mild form of mind-control is possible and already exists in nature. I support scientific research into the creation of zombies!
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        • #49
          Originally posted by Boris Godunov
          I'm so using this against him should he ever run for public office.
          Thank you. I hope I'm never silly enough to want to run though. I'd honestly rather be a forum mod. You don't have to give speeches, nobody really cares if you do drugs or kill a hooker, and you're sometimes respected more--not less--for blowing off stupid people's complaints.
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          • #50
            Originally posted by Lancer


            Just say 'I'm a lawyer', it's shorter.
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            • #51
              Originally posted by Lancer


              Just say 'I'm a lawyer', it's shorter.
              Aaaaarrrgghhhhhh!

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              • #52
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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Seedle


                  Ah yes, the behavior controlling parasite. I've heard of them. Articles not vetted for accuracy and truth:

                  rats and cats

                  general discussion

                  From wikipedia:



                  Freaky stuff, if you ask me.
                  No joke.
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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Lancer


                    No joke.
                    Of course not. If it were a joke, it'd be:

                    Q: What do you do with an elephant that has three balls?
                    A: Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Zkribbler


                      Of course not. If it were a joke, it'd be:

                      Q: What do you do with an elephant that has three balls?
                      A: Walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
                      lol
                      You've just proven signature advertising works!

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                      • #56
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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Seedle


                          Ah yes, the behavior controlling parasite. I've heard of them. Articles not vetted for accuracy and truth:

                          rats and cats

                          general discussion

                          From wikipedia:



                          Freaky stuff, if you ask me.
                          there's also a snail that gets taken over by it's parasite and makes itself conspicuous so that it gets eaten.
                          We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
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                          • #58
                            I could use a good zombie movie. That new one, whatsits...the Umbrella Corp...I watched that but it just didn't kill my appetite for zombies.
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                            • #59
                              You wake up one morning to find your town to be infested by zombies. You grab your shotgun with plenty of ammunition to spare and you head out. You manage to make it to a hospital and you see a EVAC helicopter on the roof. Thankful you've had helicopter lessons in the past. As you enter the hospital you notice something is amiss... you here the laughter of children echo down the abandon corridors. As you move through the entrance hallway to seek an elevator, a baby blocks your path... a zombie baby. Suddenly zombie babies start to appear all around you and there is even a zombie fetus slithering on the ground. They start to advance on your position. You only two options, blast the babies with your shotgun or die. As a pro-life advocate, what do you do?
                              Zombies are the dead turned alive. I'd put them out of their suffering.
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                              • #60
                                Shaun of the Dead should teach everyone that if properly restrained, PMAs can still make great friends and video game players. PostMorts are just misunderstood.
                                But only if they are your buddies.
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