Question for pro-lifers.

[Kontiki]

What if a zombie Jesus came down to earth and told you not to to harm the zombie babies? Come to think of it, wasn't Jesus a zombie anyway when he rose from the dead? Holy crap - they've just been weakening our defenses all these years!

[Lancer]

Zkrib, Boris is right. Dawn of the Dead and the excellent spoof, Shawn of the Dead.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
No these are fast zombies and they are not dead since they have been infected by a virus created in a top secret government bio-lab. Get with the program Zkribbler. I'm tired of your lies and deceit.

If they're not dead, are they technically zombies? My understanding is that zombies have to be animated corpses. So the victims of 28 Days Later are not really zombies.

Your terminology was bad, not Zkribbler's answer.

[Lancer]

Genre dude.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Lancer

Zkrib, rent '28 Days'

Zkribblers don't watch monster movies.

[Riesstiu IV]

Originally posted by Lazerus
I'd save the shotgun bullets for the adult zombies and bash the babies heads in with a fire hydrant

That's good planning, though I assume you actually mean a fire extinguisher? Obviously it's a good idea to save ammunition for more threatening zombies. A baby's tiny hands are not suited for clawing so they aren't too dangerous. You don't even need a fire extinguisher, just stomp on them with your biker boots.

[Lancer]

We watched some silly monster type movie when you were here. Remember the one that kept freeze framing and we figured it was part of the style or whatever?

I've got '28 Days' in the Phils I think. Play it for you there where we can fight of the undead zombies together.

[Riesstiu IV]

Originally posted by Boris Godunov


If they're not dead, are they technically zombies? My understanding is that zombies have to be animated corpses. So the victims of 28 Days Later are not really zombies.

Your terminology was bad, not Zkribbler's answer.

The virus itself is undead so the infected human is a zombie by association.

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV


That's good planning, though I assume you actually mean a fire extinguisher? Obviously it's a good idea to save ammunition for more threatening zombies. A baby's tiny hands are not suited for clawing so they aren't too dangerous. You don't even need a fire extinguisher, just stomp on them with your biker boots.

No, it's just my thing. The hydrant that is. I always carry one with me since I read about spontanious human combustion.

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Lancer
We watched some silly monster type movie when you were here. Remember the one that kept freeze framing and we figured it was part of the style or whatever?

I remember it. Do you remember I didn't like it?

I only watch monster movies if there's a bed nearby, so I can crawl under it and take shelter behind the dust bunnies.

[Whoha]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
No these are fast zombies and they are not dead since they have been infected by a virus created in a top secret government bio-lab. Get with the program Zkribbler. I'm tired of your lies and deceit.

So then its not Zambah G-zaz.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
The virus itself is undead so the infected human is a zombie by association.

So when I get a cold, I'm a Picornaviridae by association?

I don't think the transitive property works like that...

[Kidlicious]

I wish people would stop with the threadjacks! Have some respect people!

[Elok]

Given that even healthy babies are not well coordinated or intelligent, how are zombified ones supposed to be blocking my way? What exactly is keeping me from brushing them aside, or for the bigger ones kicking them out of the way? Assuming I'm wearing jeans and the zombification process hasn't given them razor fangs, I should be able to pry off any that latch on long before they reach my skin, just using the butt end of the shotgun.

[Imran Siddiqui]

In fact, "zombie" is an offensive term. Post-Mortem Americans is the preferred term.

The current term is "Living Challenged"