Question for pro-lifers.

[Riesstiu IV]

Imagine this situation:

You wake up one morning to find your town to be infested by zombies. You grab your shotgun with plenty of ammunition to spare and you head out. You manage to make it to a hospital and you see a EVAC helicopter on the roof. Thankful you've had helicopter lessons in the past. As you enter the hospital you notice something is amiss... you here the laughter of children echo down the abandon corridors. As you move through the entrance hallway to seek an elevator, a baby blocks your path... a zombie baby. Suddenly zombie babies start to appear all around you and there is even a zombie fetus slithering on the ground. They start to advance on your position. You only two options, blast the babies with your shotgun or die. As a pro-life advocate, what do you do?

[BeBMan]

I'd buy a beer first, then kill'em all. Baby or not, zombie is zombie.

[Kidlicious]

BeBro would kill the jewish babies before he would kill the babies with mohawks.

[SlowwHand]

With recognition that this is a wild, and unlikely, scenario, adios babies.

[Whoha]

Is it Zombie baby G-zaz?

[Lorizael]

I think a more important question is, if a pregnant woman becomes a zombie, is the fetus a zombie fetus, and if so, can it be aborted?

[Riesstiu IV]

The answer is obvious, the fetus would be a zombie. Didn't you see Dawn of the Dead? The fetus is connected to the mother through the umbilical cord and thus is also infected.

Since the zombie fetus does not have the blessing of Jesus Christ, it can be killed.

[Kidlicious]

I voted even though I'm anti-life. Teh poll is invalid.

[Patroklos]

Head to the Winchester.

[OzzyKP]

I think we need to be more tolerant of other people's life status. Zombies can't help that they are zombies, we shouldn't discriminate against them. In fact, "zombie" is an offensive term. Post-Mortem Americans is the preferred term. Shaun of the Dead should teach everyone that if properly restrained, PMAs can still make great friends and video game players. PostMorts are just misunderstood.

PMA babies should be weaned off human brains and given a diet of cow brains and re-entered into society. Pre-Mortem Individuals need to understand the many contributions PostMorts make to society.

Either that or we capture large amounts of Post-Mortem Americans and drop them in Afghanistan to seek out Bin Laden.

[Lazerus]

I'd save the shotgun bullets for the adult zombies and bash the babies heads in with a fire hydrant

[Zkribbler]

By definition, zombies are dead....or more specificially, reanimated corpses.

You can't kill a corpse. So even a pro-lifer would be okay with blasting a zombie.

& no need to run for it. Zombies are so slow, you can outpace one with merely a fast walk.

[Riesstiu IV]

No these are fast zombies and they are not dead since they have been infected by a virus created in a top secret government bio-lab. Get with the program Zkribbler. I'm tired of your lies and deceit.

[Boris Godunov]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
Zombies are so slow, you can outpace one with merely a fast walk.

You obviously didn't see Dawn of the Dead (the new one). Fast zombies.

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Zkribbler
By definition, zombies are dead....or more specificially, reanimated corpses.

You can't kill a corpse. So even a pro-lifer would be okay with blasting a zombie.

& you DO run for it, the zombies aren't slow anymore.

FIXED!

Zkrib, rent '28 Days'