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  • #16
    He must be confused.

    You sell the stolen lakes to Finland, not the US.

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    • #17
      We could use this.

      Learn a thing or two from the Grande Master, the Strong Man, the Putin...

      Ohh Canada, your unprovoked invasion of soveriegn American beachfront will not go unanswered!

      We need to plant some fins on the fellow, a slingshot at the very least, and a little book that says "How to invade America". Make sure it has a red cover. Nice touch that.

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      • #18
        You won't see me complaining.

        I'd be like one of those Russians in Georgia welcoming their new friends.
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        • #19


          Repeat after me...

          "I for one welcome our new American Overlords..."
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Lancer


            Repeat after me...

            "I for one welcome our new American Overlords with a blast of buckshot to the face..."
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            • #21
              That's what he gets for being from a country notorious for illegal aliens. He's a scam artist. Nice try, buddy. Kind of went overboard, didn't he?
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              • #22
                I'm thinking it may be of a case of padding the stats for the US Border Patrol, since they only way they seem to be able to stop anyone is when they almost die and are just being released from the hospital.
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                • #23
                  Clearly the answer is to annex Canada, so no Canadians can ever enter our country again.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #24
                    Does anybody have an update on this poor soul, or has he been lost in system never to emerge again.
                    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                    • #25
                      When they go after Mexicans, they're racists. When they go after everybody equally, they're overzealous.

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                      • #26
                        They're overzealous racists, of course!
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                        • #27
                          Ciliberti said the wait times for cases vary, but said he didn't believe this case would take three weeks.

                          A spokesperson with Canadian Foreign Affairs could not be reached yesterday for comment.

                          "They said he could be there as long as three weeks, we don't know how busy they are," Kerr said.
                          I imagine they will try to move this one along. Still, it sucks for the guy. Near-death experience + bureacratic inflexibility.

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                          • #28
                            Yeah, it's tough since he was released from the hospital at 3:00 am Sunday morning. Not a good time to enter the system.
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Thoth


                              Canadian aggressor!
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                              • #30
                                Rah, are you in any way tied into the system? My wife's cousin has an ongoing situation in Manila with the US embassy. It's going to be a year soon since my good friend here in Oregon petitioned her under a fiancee visa. They seemingly approved her, then asked for the very same piece of paper that they asked for and were provided with a couple months ago. Its terrible what they are doing to these people, and we can't contact anyone at the embassy to discuss the matter. Its just a machine that says 'call back in 5 minutes' We've called it a hundred times. She brought the paper AGAIN to the embassy and now will have to wait all over again while they process it.

                                My friend gets more lonely for her every day, and Dolores's cousin more desperate and frustrated.

                                You know anybody Rah?
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