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I spent 15 minutes trying to find everything there is to know about the Danish military. It's harder than it sounds. 
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"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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I am currently dating a married 41 year old. When I'm sober (which I am now, but not usually, which is how it happened), I kinda feel bad about the married part.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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Poly doesn't know...
Who's DL I am.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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I once fell asleep during sex.Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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I was the captain of my debating team in high school, and was the supporting actor in a play about equality and tolerance.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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That's his boyfriend.Originally posted by Asher
You look so much older in your avatar.
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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I'd be bored out of my mind. "Hey lets go out to a nice restaurant... Oh wait... Your curfew is 10:00 and I forgot you can't drink wine." Then there is the fact that in terms of interests high school kids and post college adults are vastly different.Originally posted by Jon Miller
Hey, she is 17 now... it isn't like she was 15 or something. A 22 yearold with a 17 yearold isn't very outrageous.
JMTry http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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QFT.Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
I think you haven't been paying attention when b etor has spoken about how insanely homophobic her dad is.
When a boy is pissed off with his father he gets into fights at school and smokes cigarettes but when a daughter is angry with her father she tends to sleep with the guy she thinks would piss him off the most. If daddy is a racist she'll seek out a black guy and if daddy hates gays then she'll find a lesbian.
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.Last edited by chequita guevara; May 28, 2008, 18:43.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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I killed a drifter to get an erection! LAWL!Comment
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Wiglaf and Che scare me
You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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RoboCon Computer INC. L1N64-SLI WS
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1 byte primary memory cache
1 byte secondary memory cache
2,000,000 kilobyte ego
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Board: ASUSTek Computer INC. L1N64-SLI WS Rev 1.xx
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SONY DVD RW AW-Q170A
SONY DVD-ROM DDU1615
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NVIDIA GeForce 7900 GTX (2x)RoboCon v2.1.1Comment
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RoboCon
Though only 2 GBs of RAM sucks
“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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Asher, you've told about the guitar before though. In a thread about CVs, you said you put it there so it would show your creative side plus that you can learn things and have the determination to take new things and learn them on your own as well. Never understimate the super memory of Apolyton! (that is me).
Now, something I haven't told here, hmm. Of course I'm am hung like a horse. It's not a joke. I'm _large_. But this you guys already should know, just making sure it's not untrue.
OK, here we go, I might have told about this but I've gained weight too much during the last year. Especially during last 6 months!! Woaah. I need to hit the gym soon and a little work out won't change it, we need massive improvement and effort. I figure it'll take me at least 6 months to get back into shape. And that's if I work out haaaaard.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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