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  • #76
    Sorry. The bus is already full.
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Aeson


      I could use a ride down to the store plz.
      There is room on the roof though.
      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by snoopy369


        Tell you what. I'll eat at the restaurant where it takes twenty minutes for my food to get brought out. You eat at the restaurant where they run out of plates, and you drink out of cups that were used by someone else first.
        The question is not whether you need dishwashers. Of course you do. The question is, assuming a full compliment of dishwashers, waiters, hosts, etc -- what is most important to have SKILLED people in?

        A skilled waiter is fun to talk to, makes the right recommendations, tells the right stories, etc. Really good ones are damned entertaining and make a good restaurant awesome.

        Really good dishwashers clean plates a bit faster. They are far more dispensable than a personality the guests interact with. This is why people request waiters and not dishwashers.

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        • #79
          Waiters are more important IMO, as a customer I'd be cmplaining through the waiter, so a skilled waiter can also halp defuse situations where a **** up in the kitchen won;t mean permenant loss of customers.
          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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          • #80
            You people must be talking about McDonalds or something. I'm talking about real restaurants, where a ****up in the food or a dirty glass is about as common as the cook coming out of the kitchen and raping everyone.

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            • #81
              I dunno, some of the denizens of Poly probably went to, worked in or owned places where people injected heroin in the toilets...
              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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              • #82
                Our toilets have been clean for months, thank you.
                “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                "Capitalism ho!"

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                • #83
                  The toilets, maybe, but what about the urinals?
                  You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                  • #84
                    Wiglaf 1 - 0 Everyone else
                    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • #85
                      Well, it had to happen sometime...
                      You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                      • #86
                        True, if by "sometime" you mean "ALL TEH TIME!"
                        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                        • #87
                          oh, I did
                          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                          • #88
                            I knew it
                            THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #89
                              Psychic LS
                              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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