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  • #31
    Originally posted by Oerdin


    Nobody wants Navy pukes. Well, that's not true. The Marines have the lowest standards of any group in the armed forced. You can fail just about every part of the ASFAB, do so bad no other branch will touch you, and still get into the Marine Corp. Being a ****** means you can still be a Marine.

    Now if Kid is smart he'll either join the Army or the Air Force. AF tends to have the best accommodations while the Army has the fastest promotional track (it's the largest service and so has the most openings).
    With more openings dailly.

    ACK!
    Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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    • #32
      April Fools! Ha ha! Gotcha!
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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      • #33
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #34


          You mean I wasted a good rant for nothing?
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          • #35
            You mean you're not joining the marines? I'm so shocked and surprised.
            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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            • #36
              So you are still a dirty pinko?
              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Heraclitus
                So you are still a dirty pinko?
                I'm a Red!
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • #38
                  Dirty commie! What do you, hate the American way or something? What's wrong with you boy?
                  Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                  The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                  The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Kidicious

                    I'm a Red!
                    "Who said that? Who the f*ck said that? Who's the slimy little communist sh*t, tinkle-toed c*cksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?"
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Heraclitus
                      What do you, hate the American way or something?
                      Actually, yes.
                      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                      - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                      • #41
                        Well I suppose I can see why. The "American dream" is a very silly thing indeed.


                        But you see I'm not from the US.
                        You are very unamerican. I suppose a or is in order.
                        Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                        The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                        The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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