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  • I'm joining the US Marines today.

    I decided to defend freedom, christianity, democracy and capitalism today. I need to do my part. I realise taht I have been a lazy and ungratefull commie fro too long. It's time for me to pay my dues for all the things with the good rich people of this country have done for me.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
    - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

  • #2
    What? And here I thought you had scruples!

    Why don't you wise up and let someone else die instead of you!
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    • #3
      The Marines don't take Navy dropouts.
      "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
        What? And here I thought you had scruples!

        Why don't you wise up and let someone else die instead of you!
        Wha?! I was a commie. They weren't going to die for me. They were going to kill me.
        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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        • #5
          Semper Fi! Do or die! Gung ho! Gung ho!! Gung ho!!!
          Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
          Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
          One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Patroklos
            The Marines don't take Navy dropouts.
            How do you know? Did you try to join?
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Patroklos
              The Marines don't take Navy dropouts.
              Nobody wants Navy pukes. Well, that's not true. The Marines have the lowest standards of any group in the armed forced. You can fail just about every part of the ASFAB, do so bad no other branch will touch you, and still get into the Marine Corp. Being a ****** means you can still be a Marine.

              Now if Kid is smart he'll either join the Army or the Air Force. AF tends to have the best accommodations while the Army has the fastest promotional track (it's the largest service and so has the most openings).
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #8
                Perhaps you have not heard of the "Blue to Green" program, where the Army shamlessly begs for the Navy's scraps

                How do you know? Did you try to join?
                Actually, when they first disenrolled me from ROTC for being color blind and before I found another way into the Navy, I did go to the Marines to see if they took color blind applicants. There was a gruff Major there who said he didn't care "if you are qualified, we are not anyone's second choice." Well, despite him truly being the biggest badass I ever met, his loss.
                "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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                • #9
                  i think this is a solid effort, but you've revealed too much of your personal background in order this to be credible.

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                  • #10
                    time for free Iran
                    Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
                    GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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                    • #11
                      If you make it to Camp Lejeune or Camp Johnson, maybe MARSOC HQ at Stone Bay or the Marine Corps Air Station New River (McCutcheon Field) let me know, I live here and am the area manager for a large ready mix concrete producer, would look forward to meeting you in person.


                      unless this is an April Fool's joke?
                      Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Grandpa Troll


                        unless this is an April Fool's joke?

                        You win the prize.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Oerdin
                          Now if Kid is smart he'll either join the Army or the Air Force. AF tends to have the best accommodations while the Army has the fastest promotional track (it's the largest service and so has the most openings).
                          "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country"

                          I'm ready to give my life. Point me to an Iranian beach.
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                          • #14
                            Whoo-ah!
                            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Wezil
                              Whoo-ah!
                              I knew you would appreciate my sacrifice.
                              I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                              - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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