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  • #16
    Originally posted by Grandpa Troll

    unless this is an April Fool's joke?
    I'm surprised it took that many post for someone to get it.
    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Wezil
      Whoo-ah!
      Isn't it Uuuuu rah?
      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Kidicious


        I knew you would appreciate my sacrifice.
        I have no doubt you will die a glorious death storming the Iranian beaches. They will make movies about it.

        Tia - imdb has it as above.
        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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        • #19
          Yes Kid, please, go sacrifice yourself...


          "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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          • #20
            Who wants to die old and in a hospital bed as their children squabble for your inheritance? I would rather be shot thousands of times in a futile effort to behead Makmud Akmajidad or whatever the President of Iran's name is, than have some of my fat middle aged children faking laughter at my jokes only so that I let them have a cut of the money stash.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Patroklos
              Yes Kid, please, go sacrifice yourself...


              At least he picked the manliest branch of the armed forces, unlike other people who'd prefer to circle jerk on a Caribbean cruise...
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #22
                You'll bring up your kids to be bloaters? I thought you had standards, Wiggie.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Patroklos
                  Yes Kid, please, go sacrifice yourself...


                  It's because I love my country, unlike some people who join for the college money or so taht they can get into arguments with crazy militaristic Russian nationals on the internet.
                  I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                  - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                  • #24
                    Kid as a marine:
                    Attached Files

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Wezil
                      Whoo-ah!
                      I think that's what Al Pacino said in Scent Of A Woman. Could be wrong, god knows I usually am. My dad was in the Air Force and I just always thought it was uuuuu rah but I could have heard it wrong. Pronounced (ooooo rah)
                      Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                      Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                      Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                      You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
                        Kid as a marine:
                        Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
                          Kid as a marine:
                          I used to work with a guy who could look exactly like that. Thank god he quit and moved to another state.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Wezil
                            Whoo-ah!
                            Whoo-sh!
                            Unbelievable!

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                            • #29
                              No, that's definitely not it.
                              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                              • #30
                                It's because I love my country, unlike some people who join for the college money or so taht they can get into arguments with crazy militaristic Russian nationals on the internet.
                                Who joined for college money
                                "The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.

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