After a year and a half, estranged from my best friend

[DanS]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Once the baby comes he may just as well be dead.

Under that theory (which has a lot to recommend it) the only thing keeping his arrangement bearable would be the sex. I wonder how he'll cope with the sofa.

I wonder whether her "motherly instincts" will be satiated. Biology eventually intervenes, but maybe not yet.

[Spec]

Originally posted by Ninot
Poor guy.

I'm scared now. I think I'll go get a vasectomy.

In this case, its not a vasectomy you need, it's balls.

Spec.

[DaShi]

Originally posted by Japher
It's weird how you got your left hand's fingers at just the right angle that with a quick glance it looks like you are mising your fingers above the first knuckle.

Japher, always the flatterer.

[Whoha]

Originally posted by Japher
I want to hear more about the gorilla please.

Is it an invisible Gorilla?

[Alinestra Covelia]

Originally posted by Japher
It's weird how you got your left hand's fingers at just the right angle that with a quick glance it looks like you are mising your fingers above the first knuckle.

Heh, yeah, that's an old photo of me... taken by my friend HMB.

Speaking of which...

...I should look HMB up and find out what he's up to these days. Maybe in some sort of karma way I'll regain an old friend through this business.

[Pekka]

Do you often go for the cave troll look?

[Riesstiu IV]

I haven't read anything in this thread but I feel the only solution is to kill your friend.

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by Riesstiu IV
I haven't read anything in this thread but I feel the only solution is to kill your friend.

If the friend was trapped in some religious sect or on drugs, that is certainly a solution, but having sex and children with an elderly women doesn't match the criterias for such a solution.

[Riesstiu IV]

What if the elderly woman is a clone of Hitler?

[BlackCat]

That depends on where the mostache is placed. If it's placed high, I would suggest he commits suicide.

[siron]

Originally posted by VetLegion
I didn't read the entire thread, just the opening post so sorry if I am repeating what someone already said.

BPW sounds like a confident and determined lady with organizational skills and people skills + high intelligence. Does she have a sister?

QFT,
anything else in this thread looks like an inquisition against experienced women. Is Alinestra Covelia catholic?

[Alinestra Covelia]

No, I'm not Catholic, I'm agnostic/atheist.

And as for the Hitler comment, it's a little ironic. BPW is Jewish and has more or less converted HK to Judaic dietary intake.

In fact, when she invited herself along to his planned home visit, he had to spend most of their time arguing with the wait staff in Taiwan because he had to explain to them that she wouldn't eat pork, meat with dairy, and shellfish.

(And he couldn't think of the Chinese word for shellfish, so you can imagine it took a while to explain all the shellfish he could think of... I think he even made a list.)

And for those of you guys who think she's a good catch, please - a thousand times over - feel free to steal her away from HK. Seriously. She's all yours. Take her.

[Japher]

You should put a necktie on the gorilla.. that would be funny

unless he's invisible, then it would be freaky

[BlackCat]

Nah, it's HK's choice and he has to live with it (he might even enjoy it).

[Cort Haus]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
And for those of you guys who think she's a good catch, please - a thousand times over - feel free to steal her away from HK. Seriously. She's all yours. Take her.

PM VetLegion her phone number. He seems quite interested.

Meanwhile, keep going everyone - this thread has a good chance of beating Oerdin's phucking pizza.